The Royal Family

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  1. bringbackrattles

    bringbackrattles Well-Known Member

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    I see that Prince Philip is 98 today. The queen is going to live to be a hundred no doubt. My late father used to say that the reason for their longevity was because they eat the best food, and have access to the best health care etc. So is that why the majority of us die much younger then, we eat crap food and have poor health support ? My mum died aged 62, my dad was 76. Was my dad correct ?
     
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    Of course.
     
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    They are part reptilian and regularly feast on virgins which explains their longevity.
     
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    Maybe inbreeding isn’t bad for your health afterall.
     
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    I don't think my parents ate crap food, most everything was from the garden. Old man died at 47...

    Best Health care probably has a lot to do with it, although some of Henry VIII's wives didn't live too long... ;)
     
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    bringbackrattles Well-Known Member

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    Yes Henry V111 "axed" and "cut" his wives health service drastically !
     
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    Do people from Leicester have a greater life expectancy then?
     
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    Did you know that the term motherfucker originated from Leicester?
     
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    Time to become a Republic after the death of the Queen.
     
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    He's Greek - so we need to be supping olive oil the whole time to keep up - fair play to both they have seen a lot and argue less than the me and the wife
     
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    They live incredibly privileged lives and have never known the stresses and strains of everyday life.
     
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    It's the lack of the daily stress that the rest of us have.
    No-one is going to sack them from their jobs and they don't have a mortgage to pay.
    They don't even have to go to the shops to buy stuff. The shops come to them.
    And they never pay for anything. It just comes out of 'the account'.
     
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    Is that where the 'By Royal appointment to her Majesty the Queen comes from then?'
     
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    Houchens Head Fairly well known member from Malvern

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    It was alcohol that killed my dad.
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    He got knocked over by a beer delivery lorry!
     

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