Let's play the Jeremy Clarkson's who wants to be a millionaire show. Jeremy , can I have 50/50 please. OK computer, take away two wrong answers, leaving one right answer and one wrong answer. No Jeremy that still doesn't help. Jeremy, can I phone a friend please. OK , the next voice you will hear will be your friend. No Jeremy, my friend doesn't help. Jeremy, can I ask the audience please. OK audience press your buttons now please . Sorry Jeremy, the audience hasn't helped. Jeremy , can I ask the presenter please . What you're asking me, we'll I don't f**king know. Jeremy you are asking me all these questions and you don't f**king know. Can I have your final answer please. Yes Jeremy, my final answer is, your taking the piss.