just don't expect a hand jobLucy Martin, BBC meteorologist:
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Not toooo bad I guess, but fook me, that's an unflattering picture, Dutch!Elisabeth Moss, looking very different to how she looks in The Handmaid's Tale...
I'm sure I could look like that with a bit of airbrushing and some lippy.Not toooo bad I guess, but fook me, that's an unflattering picture, Dutch!
Try this one!
And some major reconstructive surgery.I'm sure I could look like that with a bit of airbrushing and some lippy.
Lucy Martin, BBC meteorologist:
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Could you not have thought of something for her to sing intoI was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin started chatting to me at the bar. I was enjoying the chat and was very attracted to her. Then 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton came on the jukebox and she got very excited, singing along and dancing. She then put her stump up to my face for me to sing into it as if it was a microphone.
I've never left a bar quicker in my life.
Could you not have thought of something for her to sing into
Post of the day.Could you not have thought of something for her to sing into
Nope. He was stumped.Could you not have thought of something for her to sing into
Nope. He was stumped.
how do you know that her missing hand was like Lucy Martin's missing hand?I was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin ....
They were wearing the same watch!how do you know that her missing hand was like Lucy Martin's missing hand?
While USA footballer Alex Morgan is far too obvious for this thread, i think Christen Press probably sneaks under the "not so obvious" radar. And WHAT a header!!
I am reading this at breakfast and just spat my kloggies over the table - for a nanosecond I thought you were going to say she stuffed her stump up your arse taking fisting to a new height !I was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin started chatting to me at the bar. I was enjoying the chat and was very attracted to her. Then 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton came on the jukebox and she got very excited, singing along and dancing. She then put her stump up to my face for me to sing into it as if it was a microphone.
I've never left a bar quicker in my life.
I am reading this at breakfast and just spat my kloggies over the table - for a nanosecond I thought you were going to say she stuffed her stump up your arse taking fisting to a new height !
I was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin started chatting to me at the bar. I was enjoying the chat and was very attracted to her. Then 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton came on the jukebox and she got very excited, singing along and dancing. She then put her stump up to my face for me to sing into it as if it was a microphone.
I've never left a bar quicker in my life.
That's a very flattering photo of Christen Press. Did you watch her in a recent game? She looks nothing like that photo.While USA footballer Alex Morgan is far too obvious for this thread, i think Christen Press probably sneaks under the "not so obvious" radar. And WHAT a header!!
Saw her for the first time tonight, have to agree, she is pretty hot. Wouldn't have noticed the missing forearm if I hadn't read it here, assumed it was just a loose shirt sleeve.Lucy Martin, BBC meteorologist:
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Yeah, nothing obvious about Eve Myles at all...Faith from Keeping Faith
I think Wales has some of the fittest ladies on the planet
There's some bird I've seen on kids telly, assuming it's CBeeBies or CBBC or some crap, but Catie something I believe she's called, proper belter!
Munnings? She's a racing driver that appears on a show on CBeebies. I've done a small amount of sponsorship stuff for her.
Eyyy, yeah man that's the one, thanks!
Don't get me wrong, she's obviously very attractive once you see her.
The "not so obvious" bit for me is just that I really wasn't expecting someone so hot to appear on the kids telly!ompus: quite intriguing stuff!
Saw Lisa Snowden in the paper at the weekend my she’s aged well still only 47
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