The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread! (3 Viewers)

[Gazolba]

Jodie Sweetin, American actress:
Jodie Sweetin - Wikipedia
"Sweetin was born in Los Angeles, California. Her parents were both in prison at the time".

 

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[dutchman]

Elisabeth Moss, looking very different to how she looks in The Handmaid's Tale...

 

[Otis]

She is a Scientologist though, so that puts me off her.



What about the England footballer, Fran Kirby.

She looks pretty foxy in the second pic.

 

[richnrg]

Lucy Martin, BBC meteorologist:
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just don't expect a hand job

 

[vow]

Elisabeth Moss, looking very different to how she looks in The Handmaid's Tale...

Not toooo bad I guess, but fook me, that's an unflattering picture, Dutch!

Try this one!

 

[tom88]

 

[Otis]

Not toooo bad I guess, but fook me, that's an unflattering picture, Dutch!

Try this one!

I'm sure I could look like that with a bit of airbrushing and some lippy.

 

[itsabuzzard]

I'm sure I could look like that with a bit of airbrushing and some lippy.

And some major reconstructive surgery.

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[fellatio_Martinez]

Lucy Martin, BBC meteorologist:
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I was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin started chatting to me at the bar. I was enjoying the chat and was very attracted to her. Then 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton came on the jukebox and she got very excited, singing along and dancing. She then put her stump up to my face for me to sing into it as if it was a microphone.

I've never left a bar quicker in my life.

 

[Johnnythespider]

I was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin started chatting to me at the bar. I was enjoying the chat and was very attracted to her. Then 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton came on the jukebox and she got very excited, singing along and dancing. She then put her stump up to my face for me to sing into it as if it was a microphone.

I've never left a bar quicker in my life.

Could you not have thought of something for her to sing into

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

Could you not have thought of something for her to sing into

I was so put off that my man stump shrivelled to the size of a micropenis not a microphone

 

[itsabuzzard]

Could you not have thought of something for her to sing into

Post of the day.

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[Otis]

Could you not have thought of something for her to sing into

Nope. He was stumped.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

Nope. He was stumped.

Haha. That was a good pun. I have to hand it to you.

 

[richnrg]

I was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin ....

how do you know that her missing hand was like Lucy Martin's missing hand?

 

[Sbarcher]

how do you know that her missing hand was like Lucy Martin's missing hand?

They were wearing the same watch!

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

While USA footballer Alex Morgan is far too obvious for this thread, i think Christen Press probably sneaks under the "not so obvious" radar. And WHAT a header!!

 

[CJ_covblaze]

While USA footballer Alex Morgan is far too obvious for this thread, i think Christen Press probably sneaks under the "not so obvious" radar. And WHAT a header!!

She’s better looking than Morgan.

 

[Mcbean]

I was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin started chatting to me at the bar. I was enjoying the chat and was very attracted to her. Then 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton came on the jukebox and she got very excited, singing along and dancing. She then put her stump up to my face for me to sing into it as if it was a microphone.

I've never left a bar quicker in my life.

I am reading this at breakfast and just spat my kloggies over the table - for a nanosecond I thought you were going to say she stuffed her stump up your arse taking fisting to a new height !

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I am reading this at breakfast and just spat my kloggies over the table - for a nanosecond I thought you were going to say she stuffed her stump up your arse taking fisting to a new height !

Haha, I think a fisting (stumping?) may have been less distressing to me. I know that sounds odd but it's like 'nam. You only know what's its like if you've experienced it

 

[Nick]

I was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin started chatting to me at the bar. I was enjoying the chat and was very attracted to her. Then 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton came on the jukebox and she got very excited, singing along and dancing. She then put her stump up to my face for me to sing into it as if it was a microphone.

I've never left a bar quicker in my life.

That is genius though, you should have licked it and asked her to return the favour.

 

[Gazolba]

While USA footballer Alex Morgan is far too obvious for this thread, i think Christen Press probably sneaks under the "not so obvious" radar. And WHAT a header!!

That's a very flattering photo of Christen Press. Did you watch her in a recent game? She looks nothing like that photo.
I find England's Beth Mead (number 22) very appealing:

 

[Gazolba]

Not so obvious on the football field since the camera does not zoom in on her every 5 minutes like it does with Alex Morgan.
But Abby Dahlkemper is way better looking in my opinion.
And yes she played all 90 minutes of the World Cup final.
Here she is out of her football kit.

 

[dutchman]

Lucy Martin, BBC meteorologist:
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Saw her for the first time tonight, have to agree, she is pretty hot. Wouldn't have noticed the missing forearm if I hadn't read it here, assumed it was just a loose shirt sleeve.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

The 2 women from the Boots advert

 

[wingy]

Faith from Keeping Faith
I think Wales has some of the fittest ladies on the planet

 

[Otis]

Fit, but Welsh.

Can't have everything I suppose.

 

[dutchman]

Faith from Keeping Faith
I think Wales has some of the fittest ladies on the planet

Yeah, nothing obvious about Eve Myles at all...

 

[OhhEnnEmm]

There's some bird I've seen on kids telly, assuming it's CBeeBies or CBBC or some crap, but Catie something I believe she's called, proper belter!

 

[CJ_covblaze]

There's some bird I've seen on kids telly, assuming it's CBeeBies or CBBC or some crap, but Catie something I believe she's called, proper belter!

Munnings? She's a racing driver that appears on a show on CBeebies. I've done a small amount of sponsorship stuff for her.

 

[OhhEnnEmm]

Munnings? She's a racing driver that appears on a show on CBeebies. I've done a small amount of sponsorship stuff for her.

Eyyy, yeah man that's the one, thanks!

Don't get me wrong, she's obviously very attractive once you see her.

The "not so obvious" bit for me is just that I really wasn't expecting someone so hot to appear on the kids telly! ompus: quite intriguing stuff!

 

[westcountry_skyblue]

Saw Lisa Snowden in the paper at the weekend my she’s aged well still only 47

 

[Otis]

Ermm....no joke about mounting Snowden?

 

[wingy]

Eyyy, yeah man that's the one, thanks!

Don't get me wrong, she's obviously very attractive once you see her.

The "not so obvious" bit for me is just that I really wasn't expecting someone so hot to appear on the kids telly! ompus: quite intriguing stuff!

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[wingy]

Saw Lisa Snowden in the paper at the weekend my she’s aged well still only 47

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