I hate to break it to you like this but you're wrong....On oaty bread + Rib "N" Saucy Nik Naks (filthy crisp porn) & a large cuppa tea.
Simple al-desko dining.
Correct on the S&V, goes perfectly with cheeseHome cooked ham with boiled-but-not-pickled beetroot is a great sandwich.
And i have to disagree about the choice of crisps with a cheese sarnie - for me, it has to be salt and vinegar, every time!
Oh and the missus did us a fish finger sarnie last week, with a bit of ketchup. Amazing!!!