The Christmas 2025 thread (2 Viewers)

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Post your favourite songs , jokes clips here

 

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[Sky_Blue_Daz]

What does Beyonce Have for Christmas Dinner ?

Twerkey

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Got the sack from a job making Advent calendars , I only took a day off

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Has anyone seen any decent beer offers yet ?

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Aldi are offering free Christmas turkeys to all nhs and council workers

all you have to do is run in grab one and get out without security noticing

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Some sad news a friend drowned whilst making a Christmas cake he got pulled in by a strong currant

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Some worrying news from Santa's workshop, several elves have phoned in sick with tinsilitis

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

The wife wants something silk for for christmas so I'm getting her a gallon of emulsion

 

[RegTheDonk]

Helping out with the Sleigh run this year for local charities. Bloke playing the Grinch getting into the part ...

View attachment grinch-santa-run.mp4

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

An alternative

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’m being Santa at the respite centre where I work next week for the kids Christmas party , really looking forward to that

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

An alternative

Remember that doing the rounds at school when it first came out

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

So me and the good lady were doing a bit of Christmas shopping in Stratford yesterday and walked past this really nice restaurant , she said oh my god that place smells lovely. So I thought its Christmas she works hard so we walked past it again

 

[Robinshio]

An alternative

I like his song. You can’t say cxxx in Canada!! Worth a listen

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Been out and bought a real tree today we are doing the decorations later

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Just opened me advent calendar and 2 bailiffs are stood there

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

If it takes 1 elf 5 minutes to make one toy , how long does it take 100 elves to make 100 toys ?

 

[Otis]

You have to listen to past about 1 mins 14 seconds in

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

This was number 1 the year I was born

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[baldy]

An early Xmas present for me this Friday (even though I'd booked the tickets months ago)

Jamiroquai in Brum - can't wait

 

[Farmer Jim]

An early Xmas present for me this Friday (even though I'd booked the tickets months ago)

Jamiroquai in Brum - can't wait

Doesn`t he weigh about 20 stone now

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[baldy]

Doesn`t he weigh about 20 stone now

Haha the last tour he looked a bit bigger but he seems to have slimmed down for these winter gigs

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Captain Dart]

View attachment beaver.mp4
Just getting my Christmas tree. Hard work this.

Yeah I can see that, but you'd better hurry up or the beer will all be gone.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Got the wife's Christmas night out tonight, meal at the newdigate not been there before but heard good things.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

go on Tom

 

[Captain Dart]

 

[Captain Dart]