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[LarryGrayson]

he must be jokin for he sure as hell aint an idiot he says hes highly eddicated so he must be so he must be jokin like only explanation lol good one platty boy good onw lol

 

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[brinner]

And you are one of the prime culprits, you stick lord in front of your name because you think you're better than everyone else. I am highly educated and have been following Coventry for 30 years, but I don't think I'm better than everyone else.

This twonk, Tommy Atkins, Hibbert, Porky etc etc. absolute cocks who were probably bullied at school.

spot on there mate!

the only reason i go on gmk now is to get a bite off leonard.......i mean tommy atkins but is boring now as is too easy like fishing at billy makins.

just dont want the nobs moviing over here and trying to ruin this site like they did gmk.

 

[wingy]

BRitt ECKLAND,Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr,is she still around

 

[Otis]

Do believe she's very round now.

 

[lordsummerisle]

Ohh dear. :facepalm:

I had to laugh when you said about putting "Lord" in front of his name.



In fact, i can't stop.:claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands:

You do realise Lord's favourite film is The Wicker Man don't you.

There's a film??

 

[Otis]

There's a film??

:claping hands::claping hands::claping hands:

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

Sorry NLHWC but the two posts from lord ,above ,make him the god of metaphor for me,you second and ian holloway third.:claping hands::claping hands::claping hands:

Nah, it's too convoluted by far. A true connoisseur of the metaphor knows that they are done within 3-4 sentences at the most to retain maximum impact

 

[ccfcway]

Grays Gone

More Bad News For Fletcher

We'll be ready when we're ready

 

[lordsummerisle]

Summerisle (The Wicker Man)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Summerisle is a fictional island introduced in the 1973 British cult film The Wicker Man.
Summerisle should not be confused with the real-life Summer Isles situated off the coast of Scotland, which are frequently mistaken for the fictional island seen in The Wicker Man.[1]

1 The Wicker Man
2 2006 remake
3 Similar locations
3.1 Cowboys for Christ
3.2 Twilight of the Gods
4 References
[edit]The Wicker Man

Much of the island's history is provided within The Wicker Man, particularly by the character of Lord Summerisle (Christopher Lee) during a dialogue with the character of Sgt. Howie (Edward Woodward).[2]
According to the film, Summerisle lies off the western coast of Scotland, and once earned a pittance through fishing and sheep farming. In 1868, the (presumably) first Lord Summerisle came to the island, attracted by the volcanic soil and the warm gulf stream surrounding Summerisle, utilising it to grow certain types of fruits and vegetables. In doing so, Lord Summerisle attempted to win over the inhabitants by converting them from Christianity to "the old gods".

When the crops became successful, the inhabitants of Summerisle fully embraced paganism, and the Christian ministers were banished to the mainland. Summerisle continued to be fruitful and prosperous for several years, and the inhabitants continued to worship pagan deities, with particular emphasis on fertility rituals.
The principal events of the film describe the failure of Summerisle's crops, and how the inhabitants lure an outsider from the mainland under false pretences to be sacrificed to their gods in a giant Wicker Man, in the hope that the crops will prosper once again.[2]
No solid layout of the island is given in the film, although notable buildings featured in the film include The Green Man public house, a ruined churchyard, and a small library.
[edit]2006 remake

Have been trying to avoid doing this, as it is quite extreme, but the situation is quite desperate at Coventry City, so will have to find a sacrifice in The Wicker Man to make Coventry City great again.

Just need to find the right candidate, a virgin and a fool, bearing the power of a (Marlon) King, and of their own free will.












Let Plattthedonkey, Ginetta and Brinner fight it out for the honour.