Strange ways ( David Carlton) (1 Viewer)

skyblueprincess

New Member

• May 19, 2011

• #1

Dont know if any of you have seen ITV Strangeways but i had to make a post about its most famous prisoner David Carlton!! Unbelievable !!!


Gets to lie in bed all day!
Has 3 meals a day!
Gets to tell the judge to fuck off!
Gets people to wipe his own ass!


LIVING THE DREAM DAVID!!!

LIVING THE DREAM!!!


[video=youtube;KK974SH9Oa8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK974SH9Oa8[/video]

 

rob9872

Well-Known Member

• May 19, 2011

• #2

I saw it.

Surely they can make people like that have an 'accident'? A complete drain on resources and will continue to be so. We shoot horses and nobody minds. Human rights blah blah some people don't desrve them.

Shoot him in the face

 

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skybluereeve

Well-Known Member

• May 19, 2011

• #3

I can't help but laugh when a geordie says F off. When he got out his chair and his trousers fell down just a classic

 

skyblueprincess

New Member

• May 19, 2011

• #4

skybluereeve said:

I can't help but laugh when a geordie says F off. When he got out his chair and his trousers fell down just a classic

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"You got a belt david " I'll belt you lollolololololololololol

 

We'll_live_and_die

Super Moderator

• May 19, 2011

• #5

That Bloke is a legend. I'd give him a bed at Robs anytime. I'm not fookin going anywhere now, you tipped me outa me fookin chair. Don't you just love that he can walk but won't brilliant.

 

skyblueprincess

New Member

• May 19, 2011

• #6

[video=youtube;c1b5F1qort0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1b5F1qort0&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

skyblueprincess

New Member

• May 19, 2011

• #7

Some of his quotes are Hilarious!!

 

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smileycov

Facebook User

• May 19, 2011

• #8

Forgive my ignorance (and lack of imagination with google!!) but who is he and what did he do? cant get sound at the moment

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• May 19, 2011

• #9

I seen it aswell. I think David will become a local legend now! (As long as he stays local!!) - Wonder if he's a Manure fan?

 

Marty

Well-Known Member

• May 19, 2011

• #10

what an utter c**t, it's about time they starting being tough on these low life scum, he can walk but won't?? well drag him across the car park face down and he'll learn his lesson soon enough, you know what I hope on his release that someone sets fire to the c**t and he slowly and painfully dies.

 

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skybluereeve

Well-Known Member

• May 19, 2011

• #11

He is a complete waste of space, but I can't help but laugh at him. Skblueprincess did you notice his toe nails lol lol lol

 

skyblueprincess

New Member

• May 19, 2011

• #12

skybluereeve said:

He is a complete waste of space, but I can't help but laugh at him. Skblueprincess did you notice his toe nails lol lol lol

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I couldn't help but notice his toe nails LMFAO

His finger nails are no better lol , All yellow and brittle !!! Wrong on so many levels lol

 

We'll_live_and_die

Super Moderator

• May 19, 2011

• #13

I bet you would though Princess. You have to admit he is one hunky guy. I think if I met him in the flesh I may turn Gay.

 

skyblueprincess

New Member

• May 19, 2011

• #14

Rich said:

I bet you would though Princess. You have to admit he is one hunky guy. I think if I met him in the flesh I may turn Gay.

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Oh i could see you cleaning up after him , Mop in hand !! !!!! (shudders)

 

We'll_live_and_die

Super Moderator

• May 19, 2011

• #15

Would have to wipe his ass first lol.

 

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skybluereeve

Well-Known Member

• May 19, 2011

• #16

Skyblueprincess, I am so glad posted this on here lol lol made my day

 

Coventry La La La

New Member

• May 19, 2011

• #17

This guy actually deserves to die send him off to America they'll happily kill the c**t.

 

We'll_live_and_die

Super Moderator

• May 19, 2011

• #18

Nah they'll give him a gun so he can kill someone else. Then they'll lock him up for life and he will love it.

 

Disorganised1

New Member

• May 19, 2011

• #19

Will you get off the fence Marty ~ tell us if you like the guy.

 

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skybluereeve

Well-Known Member

• May 19, 2011

• #20

Ok I love him

 

skyblueprincess

New Member

• May 19, 2011

• #21

skybluereeve said:

Skyblueprincess, I am so glad posted this on here lol lol made my day

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Glad you approve lol