Strange ways ( David Carlton) (1 Viewer)

[skyblueprincess]

Dont know if any of you have seen ITV Strangeways but i had to make a post about its most famous prisoner David Carlton!! Unbelievable !!!


Gets to lie in bed all day!
Has 3 meals a day!
Gets to tell the judge to fuck off!
Gets people to wipe his own ass!


LIVING THE DREAM DAVID!!!

LIVING THE DREAM!!!


[video=youtube;KK974SH9Oa8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK974SH9Oa8[/video]

 

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[rob9872]

I saw it.

Surely they can make people like that have an 'accident'? A complete drain on resources and will continue to be so. We shoot horses and nobody minds. Human rights blah blah some people don't desrve them.

Shoot him in the face

 

[skybluereeve]

I can't help but laugh when a geordie says F off. When he got out his chair and his trousers fell down just a classic

 

[skyblueprincess]

I can't help but laugh when a geordie says F off. When he got out his chair and his trousers fell down just a classic

"You got a belt david " I'll belt you lollolololololololololol

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

That Bloke is a legend. I'd give him a bed at Robs anytime. I'm not fookin going anywhere now, you tipped me outa me fookin chair. Don't you just love that he can walk but won't brilliant.

 

[skyblueprincess]

[video=youtube;c1b5F1qort0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1b5F1qort0&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[skyblueprincess]

Some of his quotes are Hilarious!!

 

[smileycov]

Forgive my ignorance (and lack of imagination with google!!) but who is he and what did he do? cant get sound at the moment

 

[Houchens Head]

I seen it aswell. I think David will become a local legend now! (As long as he stays local!!) - Wonder if he's a Manure fan?

 

[Marty]

what an utter c**t, it's about time they starting being tough on these low life scum, he can walk but won't?? well drag him across the car park face down and he'll learn his lesson soon enough, you know what I hope on his release that someone sets fire to the c**t and he slowly and painfully dies.

 

[skybluereeve]

He is a complete waste of space, but I can't help but laugh at him. Skblueprincess did you notice his toe nails lol lol lol

 

[skyblueprincess]

He is a complete waste of space, but I can't help but laugh at him. Skblueprincess did you notice his toe nails lol lol lol

I couldn't help but notice his toe nails LMFAO

His finger nails are no better lol , All yellow and brittle !!! Wrong on so many levels lol

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

I bet you would though Princess. You have to admit he is one hunky guy. I think if I met him in the flesh I may turn Gay.

 

[skyblueprincess]

I bet you would though Princess. You have to admit he is one hunky guy. I think if I met him in the flesh I may turn Gay.

Oh i could see you cleaning up after him , Mop in hand !! !!!! (shudders)

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Would have to wipe his ass first lol.

 

[skybluereeve]

Skyblueprincess, I am so glad posted this on here lol lol made my day

 

[Coventry La La La]

This guy actually deserves to die send him off to America they'll happily kill the c**t.

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Nah they'll give him a gun so he can kill someone else. Then they'll lock him up for life and he will love it.

 

[Disorganised1]

Will you get off the fence Marty ~ tell us if you like the guy.

 

[skybluereeve]

Ok I love him

 

[skyblueprincess]

Skyblueprincess, I am so glad posted this on here lol lol made my day

Glad you approve lol