Songs We No Longer Sing (1 Viewer)

[Calista]

I'd love to see the contents of this thread read out at the next meeting of the SAG, and watch them choking on their coffees.

 

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[Calista]

Give it to Ronnie Rees
GIve it to Ronnie Rees
On the wing
On the wing

 

[Earlsdon_Skyblue1]

I think there's a reason a lot of these are 'Songs We No Longer Sing'.

Fucking dreadful.

 

[AOM]

We put cats in the biiiinnnn
We're from Coventry, we put cats in the bin

 

[usskyblue]

‘Main Stand give us a song,
Main Stand, Main Stand give us a song’

…followed by boos because the snooty basturrds wouldn’t

 

[Johhny Blue]

"Who's the b*stard in the black?"
Club asked us to keep the language clean
"Who's the sausage in the black?"

When we were asked to keep it clean for T. V.

“He’s here
He’s there
He’s every fuckin’ where Ernie Hunt”

Was changed to
“He’s here
He’s there
We’re not allowed to swear”

 

[Calista]

Na na naaa-na
Na na naaa-na
Hey he-ey
Roy Barry

They were pretty unsophisticated days weren't they

 

[rob9872]

“We’re the left/right side over here”

This one was great at the cricket as the third line they all joined together singing (v Australia of course) "you're convicts, you're convicts, you're convicts over there" I always wanted us to adopt a similar chant to opposition fans calling them wankers or something equally disparaging and frustrated the hell out of me that it was simply repeat left and right ad nauseum.

 

[rob9872]

With our current repertoire we don't sing LAST anything like as often which was always our go to tune and I'd much rather we did than the football in a library bollocks for the hard of thinking.

 

[Speedie's Head]

Cyrille's born again...

The obvious one is You're shit and you know you are...

 

[Hutch11]

I don't mind the whoa whoa song when we score but it seems everyone is doing it
How about the
Na na na
Na na na
Na na naa na na na naa
Na na na naa naa na na na

Used to love that with jumping up and down like a nutter

 

[Flying Fokker]

‘Main Stand give us a song,
Main Stand, Main Stand give us a song’

…followed by boos because the snooty basturrds wouldn’t

When I go to matches, the last thing I want to do is sing to some arse 70 yards away. Or shine my phone light with 6.5k others. Mexican wave?

 

[theferret]

Everton away brilliant day doing the conga in the stand

Great day. I recall we were on MOTD that night and John Motson (I think) mentioned this at the start of the 2nd half.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

'We're mental, we're crazy. we're off our f'in heads'

Used to get belted out regularly at matches (and probably more appropriate now, with the coke brigade)

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

For those who remember when QPR were a top team.

"Stan-ley Bowles is a homosexual"

 

[hill83]

Does he still go?

Yeah, we are behind the goal now and both take our kids up. Slightly different to 8 pints in the wheatsheaf

 

[hill83]

That had a run out for a few months at away games during the Sixfields seasons. Remember it being loud at MK Dons.

Ruined my day that has. I’ve always took pride in the fact we don’t sing that shite.

 

[hill83]

Not exactly a song but clapping the opposition goalie as they came towards the Terrace only to give them the wanker sign in unison if they clapped back.

Followed by

<keepers name> is his name
<keepers name> is his name
He stinks of piss he’s got no mates
<keepers name> is his name

 

[Mcbean]

This is a library ! Always makes me smile - heard it only a few times away

 

[theferret]

Yeah, we are behind the goal now and both take our kids up. Slightly different to 8 pints in the wheatsheaf

It all comes full circle. Kids get older and you get your second wind. You'll be standing on the seats in block 15 again in no time.

 

[DazzleTommyDazzle]

We all agree Coventry City are magic

or its close relation

We all agree Ian Wallace is magic

or depending on who we were playing, something like

We all agree Nottingham Forest are tragic

 

[DazzleTommyDazzle]

Fuck em up! Get into em!

I remember that one as

Get into ‘em - Fuck the ball

 

[AOM]

This is a library ! Always makes me smile - heard it only a few times away

Think that's been replaced by that "Do do doo, football in a library" chant, that seems to be sung by every away support at every game in the country

 

[Dimi_Konstantflapalot]

Followed by

<keepers name> is his name
<keepers name> is his name
He stinks of piss he’s got no mates
<keepers name> is his name

I remember singing that to one Simon Moore away at Brentford in about 2012

 

[Dimi_Konstantflapalot]

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Put the Villa on the top
Put the Leicester in the middle
And we'll burn the fucking lot

 

[Cobi Jones's Dreads]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury,
Shanks said no,
I don't think so,
But I've heard of the West End aggro...

 

[WestEndAgro]

Who's the gay boy in the pink

 

[WestEndAgro]

I believe we nicked Chelsea's "Celery" for a while.
Celery celery if she don't cum I'll tickle her bum with a stick of celery.

 

[WestEndAgro]

Slightly different, but do people remember the "save chip" messages that were about for a while

 

[Malaka]

Shall we tell em
Who we are
We are the boys in blue and white
We love to sing and we love to fight

And then of course that all time classic

City boys we are here oh oh
City boys we are here to shag your women and drink your beer

and when things weren't going so well

You're a bastard, You're a bastard, You're a bastard referee
You're a bastard, You're a bastard, You're a bastard referee

The friendly ditties

You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in

and not to forget

You're going home in a fucking ambulance

 

[Deleted member 9744]

You’re gona get your fucking heads kicked in

This always struck me as the most aggressive song of all!

 

[robbiethemole]

I remember singing that to one Simon Moore away at Brentford in about 2012

And Joe Murphy at Scunthorpe, then we went and fucking signed him hahaha

 

[Torquay Sky Blue]

To Brighton fans. "Does your boyfriend know you're here"
And Brighton back
"You're too ugly to be gay"

Always thought that was a great come back

 

[Sick Boy]

I enjoyed the applauding of the opposition keeper as he ran towards the WT - he’d clap back and get the wanker sign.

 

[M&B Stand]

Beat him on the head, beat him on the head, beat him on the head with a baseball bat oh yeah