Soccer Aid (2 Viewers)

[Nick]

That is fucking abysmal.

 

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[Blind-Faith]

Played against him when he was at Leeds.
Harry Kewell, Ian Harte and Andy Gray in the same youth side.

You played in our youth teams?? Anyone famous come through in your age group??

 

[LastGarrison]

It’s such a shame Wiltshire’s career was ruined by injury as he could have been some player.

Still only 33 now.

 

[oscillatewildly]

I asked him some tips on how to Chasse. I enjoyed him on strictly

I just had to google what chasse meant.

 

[David O'Day]

I know it's charity but you'd be raging at Paddy McGuiness

 

[SBAndy]

That is fucking abysmal.

Surely there’s another celebrity in the whole of the UK that could play in goal?

As much as I hate the YouTube generation, they’re the most serviceable ‘celebrity’ footballers.

 

[Blind-Faith]

I know it's charity but you'd be raging at Paddy McGuiness

Theakston wouldn’t of let that in

 

[Nick]

Is the ref a random celebrity as well?

 

[Ccfcisparks]

I feel for Angry Ginger. It reminds me of Thomas with Collins behind him. A warrior, infront of a clown. Maybe ginger and Thomas could be a good partnership next season with a competent keeper

 

[Blind-Faith]

Is the ref a random celebrity as well?

Apparently the first female to officiate in the PL I think?

 

[shepardo01]

You played in our youth teams?? Anyone famous come through in your age group??

Not ours. Another FL side at youth Level
Released by City at 16. Andy Ducros only one in my group that played in the 1st team.

 

[Nick]

Apparently the first female to officiate in the PL I think?

Fucking terrible whoever she is.

Should have got the woman who came on from being lino for us, best ref ever.

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Fucking terrible whoever she is.

Should have got the woman who came on from being lino for us, best ref ever.

A charity game and you’re still moaning about the ref, never change

 

[Nick]

A charity game and you’re still moaning about the ref, never change

They can't even do the basics for charity either.

 

[oscillatewildly]

Apparently the first female to officiate in the PL I think?

I thought our Sian (Massey) was the first female to run the line in a PL fixture?

 

[ajsccfc]

Bonucci took the ball clean and fair, you can't be asking an Italian defender to forget 30+years of instinct.

 

[AOM]

Love that Tevez didn't get the charity memo. Kicking off and professional fouls.

Get him signed up Frank

 

[David O'Day]

I thought our Sian (Massey) was the first female to run the line in a PL fixture?

If it's Rebecca Welch she was the first to be the ref

 

[oscillatewildly]

If it's Rebecca Welch she was the first to be the ref

I must have been in a coma for this one - I wasn't even aware a female had already referee'd a Prem game.

 

[blueskies91]

Turns out Tevez can still find the net. Sign him up.

 

[oscillatewildly]

Turns out Tevez can still find the net. Sign him up.

Nah, too much of a loose cannon.
I only watched the second half but some of those challenges he was putting in would have earned him a straight red.
Move on.
The ginger bloke tho might be worth taking a punt on.

 

[blueskies91]

Nah, too much of a loose cannon.
I only watched the second half but some of those challenges he was putting in would have earned him a straight red.
Move on.
The ginger bloke tho might be worth taking a punt on.

Ok fair Almost as wild as Kitch last year.
Saying that, if he can net 3 before a straight red, I’d take it.

Get big Zuu in.

 

[oscillatewildly]

Ok fair Almost as wild as Kitch last year.
Saying that, if he can net 3 before a straight red, I’d take it.

Get big Zuu in.

The boy Zuu found the net with a piece of slide rule precision placement - All while clearly showing an ability to finish with his non favoured foot (maybe?)
Now I'm no body shaming fascist - Some of my best friends are rather rotund, but if we were to give him a go, I think rather than a pay per game contract we should probably consider one instead broken down into minutes.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Summed it up for me when I heard the unicef director for soccer aid talk (what a fucking gig that must be)

 

[Houchens Head]

It was Dermot Kennedy lol

So much for bloody Google!
You are right. It WAS Dermot Kennedy!
My bad!

 

[AOM]

Could tell which celebrities probably have played Sunday league or at a similar level.
Tom Grennan, Roman Kemp and that Angry Ginge lad looked at least competitive.

Didn't see the point in all the coaches apart from just fitting in extra celebrities on the sidelines who were never going to play

 

[shepardo01]