I'd love to have been there to see that. It's almost hilarious, if it wasn't so desperate. I quite like the "ineptitude of the taxman" element, considering they wouldn't have needed to do much research to find out we own zilch% of the stadium.
I can picture them turning up in a threatening, menacing, demanding manner..grabbing stuff and being told by the receptionist "No, you can't have that, they don't own it. Nor that..or that...nope, not that either. They don't own anything! Go away!"
Maybe a "Get Me Hennimore!" Mitchell & Webb sketch in it, perhaps? Views, Sir Digby?