Sky Blue Sam jokes (1 Viewer)

The biggest joke was when Igwe said he should lose weight to set an example to the kids

spider_ricoh said:

The biggest joke was when Igwe said he should lose weight to set an example to the kids

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Looks like he has. Igwe must have hurt his feelings.

Should rename him Sky Blue Slim.

I saw Sky Blue Sam on the motorway a few weeks ago.

"Sam, what are you doing on the motorway" I asked.

"about 5 miles an hour" he said

Sky Blue Sam came past me on the M6 on a cart being pulled by a huge 6 foot chicken. He was going at a hell of a speed.

Further up the motorway he was on the hard shoulder sat on the cart crying his eyes out and the chicken was nowhere to be seen.

I pulled up and went over and said " What on earths happened"

Amongst the sobbing I heard him say "Me big 'ens gone"

I'll get me coat

What's the difference between elephants arse and a post box ?

italiahorse said:

What's the difference between elephants arse and a post box ?

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What???

A catching contest was organised between Sky Blue Sam and Ryan Allsop. 100 corners were taken separately with each one aimed directly to each contestant in which they have to catch as many footballs as possible.

To the nearest 10 how many more footballs did Sky Blue Sam catch?

Sky Blue Sam is running in the annual mascots race and tells Oggy to put a few hundred quid on him as he has been training all year for it and is guaranteed to coast it. Oggy questions it but he reassures him that he is a dead cert and he is in great condition.

The day of the race and Oggy walks up to Sam while he is doing his warm up and says, "Are you still confident, as most of the first team including Pressley has put a good few quid on you to win?" Sam says no problems and he has it in the bag.

The race starts and Sam gets off to a flyer and after 6 fences he is way ahead of the field and can afford to ease down a little, as he approaches the second last fence a tin of peaches flies out of the crowd and hits him in the side of the head. This throws him off balance but he still manages to jump the fence, as he is in mid-air a pack of shortbread hits him in the knee and he nearly hits the deck.

He regains his composure but the chasing pack are now breathing down his neck, as he nears the last a fruit cake hurtles towards him and catches on his side. He lurches to the right and just about makes the jump and as he lands he is almost poleaxed by a bottle of red wine which throws him completely off his stride. The chasing pack takes advantage of his misfortune and he eventually finishes in 4th place.

Oggy confronts him at the finishing line and says. "What the hell was that all about, I thought you were going to walk it?" Sky Blue Sam turns to him and says," Sorry mate I was hampered at the last 2 fences!".

Sky Blue Dal said:

What???

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Don't you know the difference ?

At the doctors.

Sky Blue Sam : Doctor, I've got a strawberry growing on my bum.

Doctor : I've got some cream for that.

Whats the difference between Sky Blue Sams toilet & Tim Fisher.....


Ones full of shit & the other is an elephant toilet...








Sorry folks...but someone had to do it sooner or later....

I don't know, :thinking about: what's the difference between an elephants arse and a post box ?

WiganSkyBlue said:

I don't know, :thinking about: what's the difference between an elephants arse and a post box ?

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Remind me to get someone else to post my letter.....

Why have elephants got 4 feet?





Because they'd look stupid with six inches....

A zoo keeper gets raped by Sky Blue Sam and he is rushed to hospital for treatment.

The doctor examines him and asks why his arse has been stretched out 10 inches when Sky Blue Sam’s erect penis is only 4ins wide.

Weeping, the man said “The dirty bastard fingered me first”