Shortarse XI (2 Viewers)

Alkhen

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Gk Peggy Arphaxad (6ft in heels)
Cb Shaw
Cb Babb
Lb Sansom
Rb Kelly Evans
Cm Wise
Cm Allen
Rm Tabb
Lm Kelly Evans
St Mifsud
St Gibson

Subs
Speedie
Zuniga
Murphy
 

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Alkhen

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Mickey Gynn
I think joe Murphy was under 6 ft
Richard shaw and phil Babb were short for centre halves.
Kenny sansom

Joe Murphy Wiki has him at 6ft 2

I recon he wore these
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RegTheDonk

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Gladstone Small.
Dermott Reve was in a pet shop with his kids who wanted to buy a tortoise. There was only one in the shop but the owner said it's really shy, it never sticks his head out of it's shell. Dermott said no problem, I'll stick my finger up it's arse, that'll make him stick his neck out....it always works when Gladstone needs to put his club tie on.
 

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