What about someone really tall? Someone with a playing background in the local area perhaps. Doesn’t have to be a keeper.
That the best you can do?
Yes, I happened to (about 5 years ago) question the wisdom of spaffing a big chunk of our minuscule wage budget on a 33 year old Waghorn when we didn’t need that type of player.
It turns out we wasted a big wad of money on him.
I’ll own being correct there.
Instead I suggested a minuscule fraction on a big local lad who the signed for a higher placed champ side, got an assist against us but then didn’t make it but at least did t cost the earth.
I liked the idea of a big lunk being used to get on the end of Hamer crosses in the last 10 mins (if he could be coached blah blah blah)
It didn’t work out.
But I’ll maintain I was right. We spent about a million quid on Waghorn.
So if you are trying to be a smart ass to cover the fact you haven’t got a better retort then go you.
You are so very smart.