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[Otis]

How come you can go to the toilet for a P, get in a Q but can't have an R?

How come you can have B's in your garden and swim in C's, take E's at a nightclub and U can get something in your I, have T in the park, but then Y get in trouble when you have S and M with K?

 

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[the rumpo kid]

why do fools fall in love

 

[the rumpo kid]

what shape would chairs be if our knees bent the other way

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

Oh no !
This is the road to hell.

I thought it was the road to Perdition.

 

[olderskyblue]

Nah, I'd go for the people who aren't interested, find out why they aren't.

But ta for the actual answers was on the verge of asking who the most cretinous wanker on this board is...

Ironically, you may have started the funniest thread of the year so far....

 

[Ian1779]

If a tree falls in a deserted forest, is it Jeremy Corbyn's fault?

 

[Otis]

Why didn't we ever spot that an anagram of Tony Blair is 'Tory in Lab?'

 

[Brylowes]

Why is it that anyone who doesn't support Coventry City is a wanker?

Why is that anyone who does own Coventry City is a WANKER

 

[Otis]

If there were a lot more wankers the world wouldn't be quite so overpopulated.

 

[Brylowes]

If there were a lot more wankers the world wouldn't be quite so overpopulated.

The library would get very messy though!

 

[Otis]

The library would get very messy though!

I'm sure we've all become so engrossed in a racy book that we have become stuck on one page haven't we?

 

[Brylowes]

I'm sure we've all become so engrossed in a racy book that we have become stuck on one page haven't we?

You'd have to ask skybluedan

 

[Otis]

You'd have to ask skybluedan

I would do but his hands are tied.

 

[skybluedan]

I'm sure we've all become so engrossed in a racy book that we have become stuck on one page haven't we?

My problem with the common mag was surprisingly not sticky pages, it was this
When first starting to look at said magazine and yeah I'm knocking one out now ,but you would come to some fit bird on a page but not stop there and used to carry on flicking through ,problem then is realising that when it's time to chuck you ain't found a fitter bird than the first and trying to flick back threw to that bird who really fancies me used to really cause me problems.
Thank fuck for the Internet and I pads

 

[skybluedan]

My problem with the common mag was surprisingly not sticky pages, it was this
When first starting to look at said magazine and yeah I'm knocking one out now ,but you would come to some fit bird on a page but not stop there and used to carry on flicking through ,problem then is realising that when it's time to chuck you ain't found a fitter bird than the first and trying to flick back threw to that bird who really fancies me used to really cause me problems.
Thank fuck for the Internet and I pads

And any man who has used said magazines whould of definitely had the same problem

 

[skybluedan]

Anyway back to the German winger that has got to be the least German name I ever heard

 

[skybluedan]

^^^^^^
Shit wrong thread , that will be the chronic..........

 

[Monners]

Why are all Polar Bears left handed?

 

[Captain Dart]

Why are all Polar Bears left handed?

Like all the best Footballers.

 

[Brylowes]

My problem with the common mag was surprisingly not sticky pages, it was this
When first starting to look at said magazine and yeah I'm knocking one out now ,but you would come to some fit bird on a page but not stop there and used to carry on flicking through ,problem then is realising that when it's time to chuck you ain't found a fitter bird than the first and trying to flick back threw to that bird who really fancies me used to really cause me problems.
Than fuck for the Internet and I pads

Why are all Polar Bears left handed?

wot all of em!

 

[Monners]

wot all of em!

Yep - you watch which paw they stand on and which one they fish with

 

[Monners]

Like all the best Footballers.

Not sure on that one, although to be fair I have never seen polar bears play football

 

[Brylowes]

Yep - you watch which paw they stand on and which one they fish with

Ah. But in which one do they hold the bag, and with which do they apply the salt & vinegar

 

[Monners]

Ah. But in which one do they hold the bag, and with which do they apply the salt & vinegar

mmm, interesting point. However, what I can say is that they make excellent off spinners, with ready made cricket whites as a bonus!

 

[Skyblueweeman]

So NW, any closer to getting your questions answered?!


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[Deleted member 5849]

So NW, any closer to getting your questions answered?!

Think I have my answers, don't you?

 

[Brylowes]

Think I have my answers, don't you?

So after much deliberation.........
Who is the most "cretinous wanker" on the site.

 

[georgehudson]

back to the original questions;
get copies of that petition to pubs, clubs, etc., & enlist volunteers to present the petition to prospective signatories

 

[Ian1779]

mmm, interesting point. However, what I can say is that they make excellent off spinners, with ready made cricket whites as a bonus!

The ECB could easily coach all of the talent out of them in no time.