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Greggs

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The weekend is only a few hours old, let's not let that shit show ruin it. I've got some burgers from Aldi and some tins to wash them down, then me and the Mrs and going to try the 'mould a penis' make your own dildo that i got her Christmas. Best get the heating on. Boxing tonight too, which should be decent.
 

David O'Day

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Noodle bar then a few beers

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Greggs

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Air frying some sausages. Hopefully not mine.
Are they a pain to clean? Used to do mine on the George Formby Grill but could never be arsed scrubbing it after.
 
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Football, football and football on the Telly Box. And then when the footballs over, it'll be the NFL.
 
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Greggs

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Not had a drink since new years day, was hoping to go another week but my resolve is being severely tested.
Did have some post match Jacobs cheese and onion crinklys
i've not had an inside drink since new year too mate, get yourself outside where there is no rules.
 

clint van damme

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are you comparing me to a schizophrenic?

I would never suggest such a thing.
Just because a person keeps owls, trains crows, shits in canals, lives on pepperami and drinks tins outside at night when it's below 0 it doesn't mean they have mental health issues and I'll challenge anyone who makes such an assumption.
 

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You do know the rules state Dry January can be closed early if a serious dose of City losing to Norwich is encountered
I haven't read them to that depth I appreciate the info!!!
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Is Hooch available again? I managed to get my grandma to buy me some when I was about 11 because she didn’t realise it was alcohol.
Lol that's brilliant! B&M and Home Bargains I believe sell it or your friendly local corner shop too
 
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The weekend is only a few hours old, let's not let that shit show ruin it. I've got some burgers from Aldi and some tins to wash them down, then me and the Mrs and going to try the 'mould a penis' make your own dildo that i got her Christmas. Best get the heating on. Boxing tonight too, which should be decent.
I suspect you'll have a momentary lapse of concentration in the eighth round, perhaps wondering how your owl's getting on amongst the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, and your Mrs will catch you with an agricultural uppercut. Goodnight Vienna.

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Are they a pain to clean? Used to do mine on the George Formby Grill but could never be arsed scrubbing it after.

You shouldn't be scrubbing your 'arse' with the grill it's dangerous.
Oops sorry I mis-read the post..
 

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The weekend is only a few hours old, let's not let that shit show ruin it. I've got some burgers from Aldi and some tins to wash them down, then me and the Mrs and going to try the 'mould a penis' make your own dildo that i got her Christmas. Best get the heating on. Boxing tonight too, which should be decent.
Just out of interest, how did you and Mrs Greggs get on with the "mould a penis" kit?
Did you use your own penis, and was the Mrs suitably impressed?

Asking for a friend.
 

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