Sounds like double standards to me DanWas having a bath tonight, and the Mrs came in ,while I was chatting to her she noticed I was a having a piss while lying there as you do and she starting telling me it was disgusting and she never does it.
see to me she is the weird one as she said if she needs a piss she gets up and gets on the loo. Surely Everyone pisses in the bath dont they?
Sounds like double standards to me Dan
I wouldn't bet against her telling you a porky on that one
Anything to take the moral high ground;-)
Was having a bath tonight, and the Mrs came in ,while I was chatting to her she noticed I was a having a piss while lying there as you do and she starting telling me it was disgusting and she never does it.
see to me she is the weird one as she said if she needs a piss she gets up and gets on the loo. Surely Everyone pisses in the bath dont they?
I once had a girlfriend who said she never farted. I was with her for a year and you know what I never heard her.
Now that is weird !
I lived with her for ten months and not a squeak. My mate said listen at the toilet door but stopped short at that. Picture the scene her in the loo with me outside with my ear pressed up against the door.like a Fawlty Towers sketch !Sorry forgot what kind of fart? Hahaha
I lived with her for ten months and not a squeak. My mate said listen at the toilet door but stopped short at that. Picture the scene her in the loo with me outside with my ear pressed up against the door.like a Fawlty Towers sketch !
You know what it's like when your in the pub with your mates and something slips out,and every time she came in to meet me one would crack jokes on the subject and she said what they laughing about ? I never told her but one night she said my mate was weird as he kept blowing raspberry noises at her. lol !Hahaha love the fact you had discussed it with you mate and he suggested listen to the door fuckin quality just like what me and me mate would of done or kept feeding the bitch beans
My wife woke me up once to have a go at me for farting in my sleep
My wife woke me up once to have a go at me for farting in my sleep
Who said that romance is dead ! LOL.My good lady never made a squeak, not a pip, until the day we moved in together (she used to chastise me about it all the time). But from the moment she walked through that door she hasn't stopped "tuning the Bum Trumpet"...... she even traps me under the quilt and shouts "Dutch Oven" farts and pisses herself laughing.
It's not dead, it just smells that way!Who said that romance is dead ! LOL.
Don't get dutch oven but i know what a golden shower is lmao, Eugh!You're disgusting, the lot of you! The bath and the shower? Eugh!
Has to be the sink, surely.
I didn't get Dutch oven either.Don't get dutch oven but i know what a golden shower is lmao, Eugh!
LMFAO know what a Golden shower is but who gives a piss, not commenting on kinky stuff as i have family on here lol, Merry Christmas anyway mate.I obviously don't mean both at the same time. No-one wants to drown during kinky stuff do they.
They can wee on me anytime.karen-gillan =
Lauren Cohan=
Yummy, trying to say how fit and attractive they are without being patronising, but WOW i can't.
Oh and Merry Christmas lolOTIS you bastard, i'm in love lol and if you golden shower either of them "as Jeff Dunham say's I KILL YOU" hehehe
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