City have had the second highest number of attempts on goal in League One this season but haven’t found the back of the net on a regular basis.
Maybe the club will employ Nick as a specialist 'nastiness' coach. Plenty of "snapping in half" guaranteed then!Well I didn't expect that 2nd highest shots stat. Imagine how good we'll be when we aim them at the goal!
Edit: just checked and we're 20th for number (not percentage) of shots on target, at 3.67 per game. We average 14.5 shots per game, so 25%.
Edit2: Barnsley average 19.33 shots per game, the highest, with 7.67 on target (40%)
Edit3: We are 24th in the disciplinary table (which means we have the best discipline) with only 2 cards. Maybe we need to get a little nastier.
Maybe the club will employ Nick as a specialist 'nastiness' coach. Plenty of "snapping in half" guaranteed then!
Rule 1. Get up and walk away after snapping them, don't ever check they are OK.
Rule 2. Even if they have a broken leg, gesture to the ref that they dived whilst shaking your head.
Rule 3. If any of their players say anything, have a word with your team mates asking you to put the ball about 10 yards from them every time so that it invites them to go for the 50/50.
Rule 4. If winning, always tell the opposition not to worry and that you will get the ball. Run over to it but then run straight past it and back to your position. Gesture to your ear that you can't hear them if they moan.
Please welcome CCFCs new “Streetwise Coach”
The worst bloke I ever played against in Sunday league was a right nasty old bastard. Was about 35-40 and could tell he was decent in his day, still had the touch.
Everytime there was a set piece and there was a challenge he would be pinching you under the armpit, jabs in the bollocks and all sorts. He would just watch for the ref to look away and do whatever to try and put you off.
Thats what we need.
The worst bloke I ever played against in Sunday league was a right nasty old bastard. Was about 35-40 and could tell he was decent in his day, still had the touch.
Everytime there was a set piece and there was a challenge he would be pinching you under the armpit, jabs in the bollocks and all sorts. He would just watch for the ref to look away and do whatever to try and put you off.
Thats what we need.
I despise moose and think the majority of his opinions on Talk Sport are completely off the mark but that was a good interview have to admit.
I don't get this 'hasn't got the legs'. He's probably the fittest at the club and doesn't need to charge around like a knob-headThat's basically what Doyle does but he hasn't got the legs for it in L1. Need him to mentor Agogo in the dark arts before he hangs up his boots
The worst bloke I ever played against in Sunday league was a right nasty old bastard. Was about 35-40 and could tell he was decent in his day, still had the touch.
Everytime there was a set piece and there was a challenge he would be pinching you under the armpit, jabs in the bollocks and all sorts. He would just watch for the ref to look away and do whatever to try and put you off.
Thats what we need.
We are going to nick a 1 - 0 win tomorrow
He's utterly one paced now. Watch him when we get caught on the break, he just jogs back. Now he might be able to jog like that for a week without stopping but there are times in games he needs a gear that he just doesn't have anymore. It might be ok if he's paired with an athlete who will do all of the rest of the midfield running for him, like Ogogo or Kelly but together with a marauding midfielder like Bayliss it is just exposing both of their flaws.I don't get this 'hasn't got the legs'. He's probably the fittest at the club and doesn't need to charge around like a knob-head
Part of me wishes he'd have secured that big money move in the summer purely so he could afford to sort that fringe out.
Even Sky spelling Robins wrong
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