Old Joe Cole (1 Viewer)

[SkyBlueGuy]

Ok so I haven't posted for a while and I've had a glass of whiskey (Hence the inability to find the correct thread) but here is my attempt at a song!:

To the tune of old king Cole:

"Old joe Cole has an eye for the goal,
and he's gonna get a goal or three.
he calls for the ball, and he runs for the box and he's gonna get a goal or three."

Etc...

 

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[Juggernaut]

Fuck


Me

 

[SkyBlueGuy]

Fuck


Me

Thanks!

 

[SkyBlueScottie]

Lay off the whiskey...

 

[Otis]

To David Bowie's Starman.

ORIGINAL:

There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la


NEW:

It's Joe Cole, man! Come down from the skies
He'd like to come and stay here
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
It's Joe Cole, man! Now City's on the rise,
We've told him not to blow it
Cause we know he'll suit our style

He told me:
Let the children cheer me
Let our rivals fear me
Let's celebrate and boogie

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

 

[Samo]

Ok so I haven't posted for a while and I've had a glass of whiskey (Hence the inability to find the correct thread) but here is my attempt at a song!:

To the tune of old king Cole:

"Old joe Cole has an eye for the goal,
and he's gonna get a goal or three.
he calls for the ball, and he runs for the box and he's gonna get a goal or three."

Etc...

Good effort dude... but you can't rhyme three with three. Its the law.

 

[Samo]

To David Bowie's Starman.

ORIGINAL:

There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la


NEW:

It's Joe Cole, man! Come down from the skies
He'd like to come and stay here
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
It's Joe Cole, man! Now City's on the rise,
We've told him not to blow it
Cause we know he'll suit our style

He told me:
Let the children cheer me
Let our rivals fear me
Let's celebrate and boogie

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

That's fucking sacrilege Otis!

 

[usskyblue]

Proof that some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

 

[hill83]

Fuck


Me

As much as I detest the 'let's make up a song' bollocks on forums, isn't it about time you climbed down off your extremely high horse? Burge.

 

[Mcbean]

Fuck


Me

Sheer poetry :claping hands:

 

[usskyblue]

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

There once was a man from Tralee
Who got stung on the leg by a wasp
When asked 'did it hurt?'
He said 'not at all,
It can do it again if it likes

...to the tune of 'I'm forever blowing bubbles' (not the Michael Jackson version)

Close thread..........:facepalm:

 

[Otis]

To the tune of Hey Jude


Hey Joe, don't make us sad
Take our bad team and make it better
Remember to keep the fitness part
Then you can start to make us better

Hey Joe, you are our aid
You were made to make us better
The minute the sky blue's onto your skin
Then you begin to make me wetter





It's a winner!!!

 

[ricohroar]

To Joy division love will tear you apart.

Joe Cole
Joe Cole wil tear you a new
Arse hole

Joe Cole
Joe Cole wil tear you a new
Arse hole

 

[Samo]

To Joy division love will tear you apart.

Joe Cole
Joe Cole wil tear you a new
Arse hole

Joe Cole
Joe Cole wil tear you a new
Arse hole

Now that's quality!

 

[Otis]

I think it's sacrilege!!!!

 

[adamdav68]

To the tune of spandul ballet's gold ,Joe Cole always can score a goal Joe Cole