Fuck
Me
Ok so I haven't posted for a while and I've had a glass of whiskey (Hence the inability to find the correct thread) but here is my attempt at a song!:
To the tune of old king Cole:
"Old joe Cole has an eye for the goal,
and he's gonna get a goal or three.
he calls for the ball, and he runs for the box and he's gonna get a goal or three."
Etc...
To David Bowie's Starman.
ORIGINAL:
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
NEW:
It's Joe Cole, man! Come down from the skies
He'd like to come and stay here
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
It's Joe Cole, man! Now City's on the rise,
We've told him not to blow it
Cause we know he'll suit our style
He told me:
Let the children cheer me
Let our rivals fear me
Let's celebrate and boogie
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Fuck
Me
Fuck
Me
To Joy division love will tear you apart.
Joe Cole
Joe Cole wil tear you a new
Arse hole
Joe Cole
Joe Cole wil tear you a new
Arse hole
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