The cow should have let you know that he was coming, or didn't his horn work?
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I Hit a Muntjack deer out near Coombe about 30 years back. It dented my wing and pushed it back so that the front door wouldn't open. Also had my windscreen smashed by a council grass cutter throwing up stones.
Looks like he milked you dryI did shout at the cow that did it, but he denied it, saying it was the udder one...take up your beef with him... (yes, they were talking cows...)
or perhaps all those Big Macs make the car slighly heavier?I just rented a car to go on holiday. The very first place I stopped after driving a couple of hours was a McDonalds. ...
They just make cars too low at the front nowadays.
HahaOne of me mates set fire to the rear seat on my old nissan bluebird whilst we were stuck in traffic on the M5.
A pigeon flew out of a hedge and straight into my headlight, smashing it, on my old astra van.
I smashed the windscreen of a citreon van by driving it through a hedge (in order to avoid a tractor who decided to turn right as I was overtaking it)
I once put my foot through my mates sunroof whilst "car surfing" on top of his Morris Ital.
Some scally nicked the indicator assemblies from the front wings of my Mrs. old Seat Ibiza......did way more damage than was necessary.
I recommend using a Q-tip in your ears.Not exactly damage but a strange problem. Have what sounds like a grinding noise when I go over a bump in the road. Was worried, pulled over, tried to look under the car. Can't see anything lose. Think maybe its a spring?
Leave it at a friendly garage. They take it for drive, all fine, can't find anything wrong. Next day same thing. Worried the wheels are going to fall of while driving, but still can't find a problem. Garage had said no probs and not wanting to take it back and look a prat, get famly to sit in the car when driving so they can have a listen. But the noise has stopped. Am I going mad, it only happens when I'm alone.
World cup starts so I decide to start listening to Talk Sport rather than 5 live...and the grinding noise is even worse. Have had this for the last 3 weeks, driving slow and avoiding any pot holes or bumps in the road. Then brain clicks in .... why is it suddenly louder? Because I've cranked Talk Sport up. For whatever reason, the bumps are coming through the radio whenever its on MW.
We didn't eat there, it was just a bathroom stop. So we were actually slightly lighter when we left!or perhaps all those Big Macs make the car slighly heavier?
Had much the same outside Oswestry heading up to Cheshire at speed on the A495. I ducked instinctively when I saw it at the last minute. No artic behind but there was a shower of pigeon feathers falling slowly onto the road behind.I had a slow pigeon fly in front of my on the m6 I was willing him to get over the car but alas not he hit the top of my windscreen and I heard him bounce on the roof I thought I hope his death is not drawn out and it wasn’t I looked in the mirror and there was a blast of feathers as he went into the radiator of the artic behind
This one is a bit embarrassing I was driving on the a14 and was overtaken by a three wheel robin reliant the speed it was traveling at made a round piece of tubing fall off it which came at my car like a dart it missed the screen by inches and gouged a hole into the roof of the car lucky it was a company car.
You went for a McShit, then?We didn't eat there, it was just a bathroom stop. So we were actually slightly lighter when we left!
Must have been the Robin GTI Ghia Turbo model :joyful:
Bet the insurance form was entertaining reading too.
I'd pay for that....Had a bird shit on my windscreen.
Worst Tinder date ever.
Ah the old Plastic pigMust have been the Robin GTI Ghia Turbo model :joyful:
Bet the insurance form was entertaining reading too.
Reminds me of the time when an Iranian student was on long term secondment to us late 70's or early 80's and he bought a plastic pig. He claimed it would hit 80mph and like a fool, I got in it with him to prove it or otherwise. Don't think it managed anywhere near 80, but it did go up on 2 wheels at low speed going round a corner. Never been in one since!Ah the old Plastic pig
We used to tear around the villages up by Hatton ,Shrewley etc on a Friday or Saturday night.
Carefully adjusting our weight and position as the drunken Nutter behind the wheel threw it round the Corners at 60mph.
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