New Songs! (6 Viewers)

[Changeyourface]

It wasnt a threat, I'm just puttin it out there, don't use 'Bent' as a derogatory term cus you'll get flatterend by a bender one day and learn your lesson the hard way #JUSTSAYIN

Hashtags are for benders.

 

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[jimmyhillsfanclub]

....don't all the coventry benders drink in the wheatsheaf?

 

[1nilandwe...]

Could somebody please clarify who the bender is? It's getting very confusing.

#pokeybumwank

 

[SkyBlueZack]

Next time in wyken, I'll make sure I stealth around the streets, directly avoiding the scary RAF employee and his apparently handy swings. fingers crossed, he doesnt see red and bop me on the nose. Hahahaha.
Genius.

Ohh and hashtag's are not for benders, there designed specifically for your nan, to rationalise what was said in the paragraph, by using just one or two words.

#godblessher

 

[1nilandwe...]

Next time in wyken, I'll make sure I stealth around the streets, directly avoiding the scary RAF employee and his apparently handy swings. fingers crossed, he doesnt see red and bop me on the nose. Hahahaha.
Genius.

Ohh and hashtag's are not for benders, there designed specifically for your nan, to rationalise what was said in the paragraph, by using just one or two words.

#godblessher

My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up.

Bender.

 

[RoboCCFC90]

Next time in wyken, I'll make sure I stealth around the streets, directly avoiding the scary RAF employee and his apparently handy swings. fingers crossed, he doesnt see red and bop me on the nose. Hahahaha.
Genius.

Ohh and hashtag's are not for benders, there designed specifically for your nan, to rationalise what was said in the paragraph, by using just one or two words.

#godblessher

Okay let me try this #FUCKOFF!!

 

[kepit 2 yusen]

Where's Mumsford when you need him - unless he's re-invented himself on here now hmmmmmm
Just dont mention Benitez.

 

[wal3590]

These songs are progressing well...

not sure we can get hashtags in the lyrics though

 

[McLovin87]

I assumed he was from there as Wykens the place where snakes reside, a place where genuine insults dont exist, Just call someone gay or bent to make themselves feel more secure when in reality, the males claiming to be str8 round there invented the pokey bummy wank and quietly rave about it

I think if we put these lyrics to the tune of Chelsea Dagger we're onto a winner!

 

[urbanbushmonkey]

(my old mans a dustman)

Elliot's a sky blue
he wears a sky blue cap
he came on down from scotland
because that league is crap

he scores some with his left foot
he scores some with his right
he'll even score some headers
because (insert team) are shite.

Really only works with teams whos names have two syllables... for three syllables replace 'because' with 'cos'.

 

[Jiggsy]

AND THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN IS WHY WE ONLY HAVE ONE MAIN SONG HAHA
:claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::claping hands::facepalm:

 

[SkyBlueBlood]

I think many of our fans overrate Edj so badly, he is probably our most exploitable defender, I think we need (actually need, not want) a new CB, and hopefully Cameron to step up, because we leak a scary amount of cheap goals and it could, no, will cost us promotion. We score when we want (well, not as much now McG left) but we concede way to often, compare us to the teams in autos and playoffs, they can grind 1-0s and keep clean sheets, we can't, and it's frustrating.

There's clearly a problem, I think people are ignoring it because we've been scoring for fun, but, when the goals 'dry up' or there are games we can only get 1, we're fucked!

Can anyone hear the negativity alarm ringing?

 

[eyeseye_us]

After an influx of new players, recent success under the new manager and somewhat of a large sense of positivity around the club at the moment... is it not about time we introduced some new songs to liven things up!?


i'll start off with a few suggestions, the more creative the better

To the tune of no limits:

Na Na, Naa Na Na Na
Naa Na Na Na, Naa Na Edjenguele

To tune of The Animals Go in Two by Two

When Baker goes marching down the wing (Na na, Na na)
When Baker goes marching down the wing (Na na, Na na)
When Baker goes marching down the wing the city fans will stand and sing,
We all know that Baker's gonna score

To Man Utd's 'Eric the King'

ahhhhhhh! We'll drink a drink a drink
to jimmy the king the king the king
the creator of our football team
he turned me and you, all into sky blue
and we all love Coventry!

To the tune of Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' by The Pussycat Dolls

Don't you wish your right back was Cyrus Christie
Don't you wish your right back was Cyrus Christie
Don't Chaaaa
Don't Chaaaa

Edjenguele's magic, he wears a magic hat
he came for free from paris, and slotted at the back
he wins every header, and every tackle too
we love edjenguele, he was born to be sky blue!

CHEESE BUT.....how about ( to the tune of gangnam style )

heeeeeyyyyyyyy , edjenguelehhhhh , whoop..., whoop whoop whoop whoop,,,, wappam skyblue style

 

[SkyBlueRyan]

To the tune of Dont you want me baby...

William Edjenguele, edgenguele ooooooooooohhhhh

 

[Skybluesimon]

Instead of the rather painful and ill-fitting
"Leon Clarke he scores when he wants"
How about
"He scores goals Leon, he scores goals!"

 

[CovFan]

Lady Gaga edge of glory

We love the Edgenguele
He's our frenchman in skyblue

We love the Edgenguele
There's nothing he can't do

We love the Edge, the Edge, the Edge, the Edge, the Edge, the Edge, the Edge!!!

We love the Edgenguele
He's our frenchman in skyblue!

You didn't happen to be at the game Friday night?

 

[Mucca Mad Boys]

Can anyone hear the negativity alarm ringing?

No, it's pragmatic, view, we concede too many and when we have difficult games we won't score 2 or 3, we'll struggle Edj is shit, but a legend on Twitter and everyone is up his arse, he had a shit, and I mean shit game on Friday, our worst player, effectively gifted PNE's 2nd last week as well. Wood has overtook him massively.

In Robins' We Trust, but this guy has got to go, can't handle the physicality of the game.

 

[Macca]

Lol....Taylor, your probably sum trumped up little 14 year old wyken boy, with a large chip on your sucked off shoulder....Even if I was 110% bent, I would still punch bastard living shit out of you infront of you and all your loose pals

Oooo who rattled her cage