Name that chav (1 Viewer)

[tommydazzle]

My teacher friends tell me that they can predict behaviour and academic performance even before they meet the kids just by looking at their names.

Chavsters: Ryan, Levi, Jordan, Wayne, Shane, Connor, Troy

Chavettes: Jordan, Shakira, Paige, Chelsea, Jade, Chantelle

and any normal name spelt in a stupid way eg James as Jaimz

I'm sure you can add to the list.........

 

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[DH - Sky Blue]

Tyler, Mackenzie, Dwaine... not exactly going to grow up to be lawyers are they. Which is a shame as they'll probably need one.

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Imagine a chav lawyer, you'd never go out of business.

 

[Marty]

Do people really spell their kids names like James, Jaimz?? They want shooting if they do.

Tyson, Lewis, Jermal, Stacey, Tracy,

 

[Nick]

Shaniqua is the best!

 

[dutchman]

Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz.

Harper Seven.

 

[SkyBluePryce]

Shaniqua is the best!

Quality! Beautiful name! ......lmao jokes!

 

[shmmeee]

Shannons are always trouble
Also Raeven, Nike, Rashaun

 

[CovScott88]

Shannons are always trouble
Also Raeven, Nike, Rashaun

Do people really call their kids Nike? I would have thought that the 'Just do it' motto was what got the parents into trouble in the first place!

 

[shmmeee]

Do people really call their kids Nike? I would have thought that the 'Just do it' motto was what got them into trouble in the first place!

I taught one in my training year, well say taught - he was permanently excluded after the first couple of weeks...

 

[CovScott88]

I taught one in my training year, well say taught - he was permanently excluded after the first couple of weeks...

Jeez. What happened to regular, good old fashioned names?! Damn celebrity culture!!

 

[JCR1987]

My wife taught a girl the other year who insisted her name was pronounced: See O Ban (I've tried to spell it as best I can so it sounds right).

Her actual name was Siobhan but her thick parents didn't realise how it was actually pronounced and actually preferred it the other way.

You must be stupid, stupid, STUPID!!! (to quote Rainmaker)

 

[Il Pirata]

Horatio, proper ghetto name.

 

[Il Pirata]

My wife taught a girl the other year who insisted her name was pronounced: See O Ban (I've tried to spell it as best I can so it sounds right).

Her actual name was Siobhan but her thick parents didn't realise how it was actually pronounced and actually preferred it the other way.

You must be stupid, stupid, STUPID!!! (to quote Rainmaker)

Hahahaha, that's brilliant. I died a little inside reading it, but it's hilarious.

All these people should be sent as part of the first Martian colony, they'll end up killing each other but it would make great reality tv.

 

[Houchens Head]

A good link on facebook........

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/London-Riots-Name-and-Shame/148963255186121

 

[tommydazzle]

Apparently you also get double chav points if the child has earrings, nose stud, tattoo etc and is still at primary school.

 

[ccfcrob]

Marlon turned out to be a pretty bad name too

 

[blueflint]

chavtastic post got me laughing

 

[dutchman]

How about "Sharese" and "Kelcie"?

link to Telegraph article

 

[Otis]

Hahahaha, that's brilliant. I died a little inside reading it, but it's hilarious.

All these people should be sent as part of the first Martian colony, they'll end up killing each other but it would make great reality tv.

Though the chavs would believe they were being sent to a Martin Colony and be wondering who he is!

 

[Marty]

Though the chavs would believe they were being sent to a Martin Colony and be wondering who he is!

They are joining my colony?? fill it red necks and chavs, what could possible go wrong.:facepalm:

 

[Dan Griffin]

Hagrid, Ron, Harry, Draco, list is endless!

 

[Otis]

I bet there are some daft parents out there who have called their child Draco!

 

[skybluegod]

queue bad joke......my brothers kid was born on st andrews day so was called andrew ..my sisters kid was born on st davids day so was called david ...but i feel sorry for my cousin pancake...sorry

 

[Otis]

I feel more sorry for my Auntie Dooms.

 

[Houchens Head]

I heard that Jasper Carrott's daughter is called Nora!

 

[ccfc2011]

pointless thread

 

[Marty]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...-benefits-wants-charity-help-115875-23340544/

Moira, who lives with her jobless ex Mark Austin, 19, is mum to Kayleigh, 17, Jamie, 16, Chloe, 13, Tyler, 10, Shania, six, Blade, five, Shonna, four, Candice, three, Shardonnaie, two, and one-year-old Maxy-Jane. :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::jerkit:

 

[Sutty]

The worst I've heard is someone called DKNY (pronounced dukeeney)

 

[skyblueprincess]

Girls
Chardonnay
Origin: Supermaket shelf/ Footballers' Wives

Bianca
Origin: Eastenders
Meaning: She who staggers on white stilettos

Tiffany
Origin: Eastenders/ Hairdresser
Meaning: Keeper of smaller yappy dogs called Princess

Sharron:Chav Classic
Meaning: Bingo screecher/Market trader's delight

Courtney
Origin: Saff Lahndann, innit?
Meaning: Pusher of double buggy

Boys

Alfie
Origin: Eastenders
Meaning: He who buys stolen rubbish from the pub

Kyle
Origin: Celtic/ South Park
Meaning: Teenager of orthodontic nightmares

Lee
Origin: Old Essex/ Old East London
Meaning: Father of many

Wayne
Origin: Western hero/ Harry Enfield/ England footie hero
Meaning: He who wears fake burberry baseball caps

Darren
Origin: Dagenham Market
meaning: he who nicks wing mirros of cars

 

[covladzak]

Shaniqua is the best!

That's the ghetto name of choice here!!!!:claping hands: