Most stupid comments you expect to hear at games this season (2 Viewers)

[DannyThomas_1981]

I'll start:

'SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT'

 

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[Liquid Gold]

Away games with big capacities are going to be full of idiotic crap.

 

[HuckerbyDublinWhelan]

“The Sky Blues Trust are doing a good job”

 

[usskyblue]

Whose Owl is this ?

 

[fatso]

I'm taller than you, and I own a bird of prey, so shut the fuck up!

 

[Somerset Sky Blue]

No ground, no fans...

 

[Cranfield Sky Blue]

He’s no better than Burge!

 

[jordan210]

Forward

 

[Magwitch]

ow are ya me duck

 

[ccfcway]

“Home games”

 

[SKYBLUES90]

When will the pin badges be ready for the welsh supporters group?

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Yam yam yam yam

 

[the rumpo kid]

Fuck sake change it!

 

[fatso]

Biamou is definitely the answer.

 

[vow]

ow are ya me duck

We're playing in Brum, not Derby.....

 

[Terry_dactyl]

“I’ve bought a ticket for an ‘all you can drink’ canal trip to the next home game...”

 

[Tommo1993]

I’m sure one of you will start criticising the pitch come winter.

 

[skyblue1991]

"Which one is Clichy?"

 

[shepardo01]

Oh look, there's James Raffles. Ask if he's putting coaches on for the games!

 

[shepardo01]

"Away games only - starve SISU out innit!" (Obviously at away games)

 

[hill83]

"I KNOW MORE ABOUT FOOTBALL THAN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS, PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL MANAGERS AND PROFESSIONAL REFEREES"

 

[Houchens Head]

Are we winnin'?

 

[cooperskyblue]

"Why don't Wasps play here so we can play at the Ricoh?"

 

[DannyThomas_1981]

'that Grendel's a really nice bloke and knows his football'

 

[DannyThomas_1981]

Fuck sake change it!

A particular favourite of mine - if I hear that again very possible that I will be heading straight to the nearest cliff.

 

[ccfc1234]

The one I heard at Swindon and will know doubt be parroted most of the season is the one about loving city and hating SISU. It's not moved on one bit and I am sure even if the European commission find in our favour will still be sung.

On a seperate note i gennerally find some of the try hard ladish culture on the terraces a bit cringe. Am all up for a ruck (if needed). 100% up for out singing the opposing fans and vollying back some abuse if it's needed. BUT it's the try hard chatter between lads in their 40s who try to be cool making up un realistic stories etc on the terrace and just come off a bit sad and it's tedious to listen to. Maybe I am old before my time but I would rather talk seriously about the world and life rather than dean and Phil's night out 4 years ago where he had wine then 20 shots and got arrested for pissing on the old bills tyres!!

 

[DannyThomas_1981]

'the mad hatters are looking clean and well groomed today'

 

[Tommo1993]

“We always get shit refs”

 

[DannyThomas_1981]

'is that Joy over there? I'd give her one."

 

[Hobo]

Chaplin is shit, he hasnt had a touch yet.

 

[Esoterica]

Oggy's still involved doing radio commentary - he's been the one consistent through this shit. Should have got rid of him when we had the chance.

 

[Evo1883]

We've got more fans than you

 

[DannyThomas_1981]

2-0 down early doors.

Team desperately needing support from the terraces to get back into it.

SBA responds wholeheartedly alright:
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"WE'RE SHIT AND WE'RE SICK OF IT"
"YOU'RE NOT FIT TO WEAR THE SHIRT"
"FCUK OFF ROBINS"

Bring on the new season - I've been missing the lunacy!

 

[no_loyalty]

FFS even Burge would have saved that.

 

[DannyThomas_1981]

Any attempt by fans to coach/provide tactical guidance from the sidelines......

For example: "JOCKEY, JOCKEY"

Usually yelled at a professional footballer by a pissed up fan in his early 50s who last played for the Dog and Duck in the 80s (pissed).