Mason-Clark (9 Viewers)

[skybluecam]

I made the Ellis Simms one happen. Unless someone makes a better suggestion, I'm starting Baby Shark (Mason-Clark) at the first home game! There's an incentive for all the songwriters; you've been warned. @shmmeee had one about first names and surnames that I liked. I can't remember the details, though.

Still prefer this:

Owner of a Mason Clark
Owner of a Mason Clark
(Much better than a)
Loaner of a Mason Clark
Owner of a Mason Clark

 

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[edgy]

Kumbaya, My Lord.

Mason-Clarke, Ephron
Mason-Clarke
Mason-Clarke, Ephron
Mason-Clarke
Mason-Clarke, Ephron
Mason-Clarke
Eppphhhrron, Mason Clarke.

 

[2024/25 League 1 Champs?]

Kumbaya, My Lord.

Mason-Clarke, Ephron
Mason-Clarke
Mason-Clarke, Ephron
Mason-Clarke
Mason-Clarke, Ephron
Mason-Clarke
Eppphhhrron, Mason Clarke.

another one that would work well with Torp

Victor Torp my lord
Victor Torp
Oh lord, Victor Torp…..

better than the shit singers corner sing

 

[Darth Robins]

another one that would work well with Torp

Victor Torp my lord
Victor Torp
Oh lord, Victor Torp…..

better than the shit singers corner sing

Yeah, we should make all our songs as few words as possible and use the same shite dirge of a tune so the simpletons in the rest of the ground can clap along too!

 

[skybluecam]

Yeah, we should make all our songs as few words as possible and use the same shite dirge of a tune so the simpletons in the rest of the ground can clap along too!

 

[2024/25 League 1 Champs?]

Yeah, we should make all our songs as few words as possible and use the same shite dirge of a tune so the simpletons in the rest of the ground can clap along too!

I’m genuinely not sure if you’re agreeing with me or not here…

If not, I’d respectfully point out that singing essentially a Spandau Ballet song but replacing the word ‘gold’ with ‘Torp’ is the epitome of what you’ve just described

 

[Darth Robins]

I’m genuinely not sure if you’re agreeing with me or not here…

If not, I’d respectfully point out that singing essentially a Spandau Ballet song but replacing the word ‘gold’ with ‘Torp’ is the epitome of what you’ve just described

Actually I do agree that the Torp song is shit, but it's still better than recycling the same old shitty nursery rhymes football fans have been singing since the world was in black and white. They're alright as an on the fly pisstake song, but that's about it.

 

[Matt smith]

Ephron Ephron youre a sex bomb
Running through defenders
City;s number 10
Ephron Ephron
youre a sex bomb
Love the way you turn it on

awful

 

[shmmeee]

Actually I do agree that the Torp song is shit, but it's still better than recycling the same old shitty nursery rhymes football fans have been singing since the world was in black and white. They're alright as an on the fly pisstake song, but that's about it.

What are you looking for? You may it sound like you want complex football operas with us organising singers corner by vocal range lol

 

[Darth Robins]

What are you looking for? You may it sound like you want complex football operas with us organising singers corner by vocal range lol

Anything with the slightest hint of originality? It's not that deep.

 

[edgy]

But in the mean-time we should be singing the chorus to this at games:

 

[shmmeee]

Anything with the slightest hint of originality? It's not that deep.

On a serious note, I think old songs tends to have wider mindshare than new ones so there’s been a drop off in singable tunes. Also rap/rNb/EDM produces far fewer singable tunes than disco/rock/etc.

 

[wingy]

another one that would work well with Torp

Victor Torp my lord
Victor Torp
Oh lord, Victor Torp…..

better than the shit singers corner sing

Alternatively torp torp , All you do to me is torp torp,!

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

I made the Ellis Simms one happen. Unless someone makes a better suggestion, I'm starting Baby Shark (Mason-Clark) at the first home game! There's an incentive for all the songwriters; you've been warned. @shmmeee had one about first names and surnames that I liked. I can't remember the details, though.

You’ll find a better one in my signature

 

[skybluecam]

Probably gutted he didn’t make the move in Jan now

 

[TomRad85]

Probably gutted he didn’t make the move in Jan now

He couldn't have played in the cup anyway tbf

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[wingy]

Still not too late for the PO FINAL!

 

[Balli001]

Still not too late for the PO FINAL!

It is. He can't play in that either

 

[baldy]

What are you looking for? You may it sound like you want complex football operas with us organising singers corner by vocal range lol

Here's a suggestion - how about absolutely none of these utterly horrific 'song' suggestions?

 

[wingy]

It is. He can't play in that either

Yet until we know the terms of the contract?

 

[skybluecam]

Yet until we know the terms of the contract?

He can’t.

You can’t move clubs outside of a transfer window and the summer window doesn’t open till June.

 

[baldy]

Yet until we know the terms of the contract?

I'd be surprised if he's allowed to do that tbh

 

[Balli001]

Yet until we know the terms of the contract?

It's league rules. His loan contract runs until 31st May as do all loan contracts as that's the transfer window date. If he comes back he can't play simple as that.

 

[skybluericoh]

He suits Baby Shark even more than Victor Torp does.

Why did I just sing that in my head. What an ear worm!

 

[skybluericoh]

It's league rules. His loan contract runs until 31st May as do all loan contracts as that's the transfer window date. If he comes back he can't play simple as that.

They are going to have to move the PO final as we now have a priopr engagement on the 25th May so ............

 

[Otis]

Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a Clark
This guy's on fire
Yes, it's Ephron Mason-Clark

 

[COVKIDSNEVERQUIT]

Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a Clark
This guy's on fire
Yes, it's Ephron Mason-Clark

Look's like you've found a new career Otis.

 

[mmttww]

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a Clark
This guy's on fire
and his name is Ephron Mason-Clark

Made a little tweak to the last line to get the syllables 100% bang on.

We'll never sing it. Total waste of time. It's Springsteen, tho. I can dream.

 

[ccfc1234]

Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a Clark
This guy's on fire
Yes, it's Ephron Mason-Clark

Changed the last line. I think it now works?

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a Clark
This guy's on fire
His name is Mason-Clark

 

[Flying Fokker]

Been there, got the t-shirt.

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[Jarvo87]

another one that would work well with Torp

Victor Torp my lord
Victor Torp
Oh lord, Victor Torp…..

better than the shit singers corner sing

This has been suggested before and I like it. Think it could very atmospheric, sung with the same participation and gusto that COH’s is. I’m in favour.

 

[ProfessorbyGrace]

This has been suggested before and I like it. Think it could very atmospheric, sung with the same participation and gusto that COH’s is. I’m in favour.

Unless he’s Danish royalty, it’s a tad cringeworthy. In my often totally overlooked opinion.

 

[Nuskyblue]

another one that would work well with Torp

Victor Torp my lord
Victor Torp
Oh lord, Victor Torp…..

better than the shit singers corner sing

It's a no from me as it was sung but the notoriously slow singing Southampton fans for JWP. I think I have an aversion to it from our FA cup game. Also, "when the saints go marching in".

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

Du du du du du Ephron Mason Clarke
(Repeat)
- this girl (by Kungs & Cookin’on)

Jooeelll Latibeaudiere
Wooaahhh, he plays everywhereee
He’s 5ft10 but good in the aiirrr
Jooooeeelll Latibeaudierree
- livin’ on a prayer (Bon Jovi)

Victor Torp, Torp
He’ll shoot from range and he’ll scorrre
Signed for 2 mil from Sarpsborg
What a bargaiinnn
Always believe innn
(Repeat)
- his current chant but more custom

Booobbbyyy Thomas
Booobbbyyy Thomas
Drinks the Vodka
He drinks the yeager
His heads fucking massiiivveee

 

[shmmeee]

Can we not just take the Maguire song and change the name? Especially as Thomas hasn’t even got a big head, if anything he’s got a little turtle head.