Had few things chucked at me at away games but the first time I've had a Mars bar. Stupid juvenile Oldham fans glad the stewards sorted them out.. Eventually. Guess we got our own back in the with 3 points.
Shows how daft he is then doesn't it, because I carefully moulded that turd into a Mars bar shape and put it into an empty wrapper and he obviously couldn't tell the difference.
I believe Gazza has a similar story where he got his mate Jimmy 5 bellies to eat a turd mince pie. Only I think his story is a bit more believable than yours, Otis.