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The next story's about an unexplained death in Peterborough, where somebody was found crumpled to the ground on the pavement in a residential area...
 
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Terry_dactyl

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Lock doors.
How didn't the dog hear?
Why the need to lie on the floor?
Are you calling him a liar?
I bet he doesn’t even support cov! He’s probably a Sunderland fan trying to make us look like fools.
 

Maverick

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VPN use for I follow? Let’s tell everyone that we watch it at home in the UK... dozy git!
 
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ccfcway

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"so I was watching the game illegally on my tv and left my back door open. My mum was sitting in the conservatory and didn't notice this man come in and fall asleep.is this a big enough story for a national paper ?"

"yer, we will publish it. Any chance you can lie down by the radiator ?"

"yer, why not"
 
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Malaka

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I didn't know that the lead singer from Bronski Beat was a City fan living in Peterborough
 

steve cooper

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"so I was watching the game illegally on my tv and left my back door open. My mum was sitting in the conservatory and didn't notice this man come in and fall asleep.is this a big enough story for a national paper ?"

"yer, we will publish it. Any chance you can lie down by the radiator ?"

"yer, why not"
Not only that, but his conservatory doesn't appear to meet building regulations, which states
"All conservatories must be separated from the house by an external quality door, patio door or French doors"
 

Philosoraptor

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Any chance we can add this to our Cold War Steveesque Coventry City montage?
 
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