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Light humour..What's the conversation? (2 Viewers)

  • Thread starter ecky
  • Start date Sep 30, 2016
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stevefloyd

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  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #36
Do you fancy playing up front this week
 

Johnnythespider

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  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #37
"Ok Joy let me get this straight"
"You say potaytoe and I say potartoe, you say tomaytoe and I say tomartoe"


Sent from my SM-G925F using Tapatalk
 

King of the Lesbians

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #38
"Tim, put the lightsaber down…we need to talk…"
 
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robbiethemole

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  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #39
right then fatboy,where's all my money fuckin gone?????
 
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Bruce the Boot

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  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #40
ecky said:
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Timmy where's my helicopter like those Leicester chappies have ?
 

I_Saw_Shaw_Score

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #41
King of the Lesbians said:
"Tim, put the lightsaber down…we need to talk…"
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The winner for me!!
 

COVKIDSNEVERQUIT

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #42
ecky said:
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Oh Tim you're not going to sing again, please Joy just one more time. Oh go on then make this the last time,

I'm a Small Tea Pot Short and Stout when I open my mouth SHIT COMES OUT.

Oh Tim I love it when you sing dirty to me it makes me go Weak at the knees.

Go Fisher Go SISU we don't want you here. :finger:
 

Samo

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #43
Tim: So... Sharks/Fins, Fins/Sharks... coincidence?
 

Captain Dart

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  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #44
What do you mean by an elaborate and cruel joke Tim?
 

olderskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #45
Joy: And the stupid judge still didn't realise I was lying through my teeth in court... Hahahaha (in a wicked witch voice)
 

Ranjit Bhurpa

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  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #46
ecky said:
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"Half time entertainment here at the Ricoh with the John Travolta and Olivia Newton John tribute act singing Hopelessly Devoted to You"
 
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hill83

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  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #47
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide!

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
(Every turn a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue
(Every moment, red-letter)

I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
(A whole new world)
That's where we'll be
(That's where we'll be)

A thrilling chase

A wondrous place

For you and me
 
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chinamans view

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #48
Is it time to turn the lights out now joy, No we need to hide some more tax debts still
 
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robbiethemole

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #49
hill83 said:
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide!

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
(Every turn a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue
(Every moment, red-letter)

I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
(A whole new world)
That's where we'll be
(That's where we'll be)

A thrilling chase

A wondrous place

For you and me
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you bloody old softy
 

chinamans view

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #50
I hid all the tax fiddles under the centre circle, Joy, where is that ?
 
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covroy

Member
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #51
i used to like to see a c**t................
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Sep 30, 2016
  • #52
Me: I'd give 'er one! (I'd give 'er two if she begged!)
 

higgs

Well-Known Member
  • Oct 1, 2016
  • #53
Does my bum look big in this

Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk
 
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Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Oct 1, 2016
  • #54
Joy: "So, Sam. The job's yours if you want it. There's lots of opportunities for, shall we say 'extra cash', so to speak."

 
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blueflint

Well-Known Member
  • Oct 1, 2016
  • #55
is that white line for sale
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Oct 1, 2016
  • #56
Joy: "Tim, I'm about to reveal something to you."
Tim: "No Joy! Please! Don't get yer tits out again!"
 
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oscillatewildly

Well-Known Member
  • Oct 2, 2016
  • #57
ecky said:
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"Joy, one day all this will be ou... Oh bollocks".
 
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covcity4life

Well-Known Member
  • Oct 2, 2016
  • #58
Tim: ok we are safe here joy
Joy: Juggy cannot hear us?
Tim: Nope. Not even his mate.
Joy: OK so my future plans for ccfc are.....
 

Brylowes

Well-Known Member
  • Oct 2, 2016
  • #59
covcity4life said:
Tim: ok we are safe here joy
Joy: Juggy cannot hear us?
Tim: Nope. Not even his mate.
Joy: OK so my future plans for ccfc are Fucked...
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