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[ecky]

 

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[ajsccfc]

'Fuck'

 

[shy_tall_knight]

Tim it's 5 minutes until kick off are you still confident of a full house

 

[WestEndAgro]

"I didn't believe the boycot would happen"

 

[the rumpo kid]

"ok tim, ive got the money here now wheres big sam ? and it hadn't better be that fucking elephant"

 

[skybluepm2]

So, who can we piss off this week? Keep up the good work, you're doing a fine job Timothy and fully deserve that pay rise we talked about. I'll just take some more money out of that football thing, they won't even notice.

 

[torchomatic]

You'll have to pick me up, Tim. I don't have any feet.

 

[Moff]

Fisher 'If I'm Tinky Winky and you are Lala, where's Dipsy and Po?'

 

[skybluepm2]

Suitably dressed for the funeral of CCFC

 

[Moff]

'Why are we such wankers?'

 

[Liquid Gold]

Please not yet joy im sore

 

[the rumpo kid]

Fisher 'If I'm Tinky Winky and you are Lala, where's Dipsy and Po?'

picking the team

 

[Robccfc87]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.....

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Joy is pointing out to the twat where her heart would be.

If the next picture is a hole in the ground and them gone that would be nice.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Did you know Joy, Someones added you in the not so obvious hot babes thread on SBT?

 

[skybluepm2]

Suitably dressed for the funeral of CCFC

 

[Monners]

I didn't know you liked rugby Joy

 

[Kingokings204]

Fisher is thinking "hurry up I need a shit"

 

[Brylowes]

It's Not You, It's Me.

 

[Generally Midfield]

Joy's saying "You filthy bastard Tim. I'm a Christian so when I say I'm getting on my knees...it's to pray"

 

[skybluedan]

is that this years budget in the purse joy, fuck off Tim looks like you stole that suit of a dead man

 

[Samo]

Either of them: Ok I give in, you are c**t of the week... I'll win it next week though.

 

[skybluebeduff]

Fisher: 'We don't own this grass Joy'

Joy: 'I don't care, I'm about to get naked and streak'

 

[Hobo]

Fisher: Joy, where was the gold share?

Joy: Well I would not trust a fuckwit like you with it, so I took it out of Otium and put it in my bag.

 

[ajsccfc]

Tim: Knock knock

Joy: Who's there?

Tim: Our next manager

Joy: Our next manager who?

Tim: Good question

Joy: What?

 

[Samo]

Tim: Joy, I think I'm close to the finish
Joy: Are you taking the piss?

 

[Samo]

Joy: Tim, you haven't seen my arse and tits anywhere have you?

 

[Brylowes]

I could promise you things like big golden rings'
But you don't find Roses growing on stalks of clover'
So you better think it over"
Well if sweet talking you could make it come true'
I would give you the world right now on a silver platter '
But what would it matter"
So smile for a while and let's be jolly '
Love shouldn't be so melancholy"
Come along and share the good times while we can"

I BEG YOUR PARDON, "I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN"

 

[Happy_Martian]

"Tim, you said if we were the singers during the half time entertainment, it would improve attendances....."


<<sorry, they looked like a pair of opera singers>>

 

[Astute]

'You are a woman's dream in a way Timothy. You are big. You are fat. And most people say you are a cock'

 

[The Reverend Skyblue]

Timmy, "Joy as it's five minutes to kick off I think we've finally reached the bottom of the cycle"

 

[Brylowes]

'You are a woman's dream in a way Timothy. You are big. You are fat. And most people say you are a cock'

Uncanny, that's exactly how my Mrs chatted me up.

 

[pastythegreat]

Please not yet joy im sore

Don't know why but I just had visions of Little Nicky with Adam Sandler, the scene where Hitler is bent over in a pink tutu whilst they decide which pineapple to shove up his arse!!

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[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Tim " my right hand's superglued to this white post and I'm slowly dying"

 

[skybluetony176]

JS: According to your PA you've lost a load of weight Tim. I'm not seeing it.