When are you buying the club?
Bloody hell! Shower some of that pixie dust down this way please.I've had an unbelievable day today, firstly I received a letter from HMRC in the post this morning stating that I have paid too much tax, and I am due a tax rebate.
Secondly I went for a job interview last Friday, and had a phone call this afternoon offering me a better job than I had been interviewed for (£3,000 more)
Thirdly I got an email from my Solicitor telling me they had received the compensation payment for my accident I had a few years back (should have been paid to me in May)
Yeah, 3 pints of pixie dust.All I want is 3 pints
Must be a relief, Moff.My wife moved out on Wednesday, after ruining our marriage over the past nine months. My life is much better today!
Must be a relief, Moff.
Is there a new 'Mrs.' Moff yet?
Or ask me I have itJust let me know when you're ready and I'll let you have my missus's phone number.
Oh, you're pencil dick are you?Or ask me I have it
More like crayon dickOh, you're pencil dick are you?
It breaks easily when you press on it?More like crayon dick
He's fed up not hard up ( Joking)Just let me know when you're ready and I'll let you have my missus's phone number.
Good luck Moff. She obviously doesn't deserve someone like you. Fate will look after you matey.No not yet, I am a bit scarred by it all at the moment. She has been unfaithful although she denies it and having her head turned ruined our marriage.
I try not to feel hatred as it will ruin me, so feel better for taking a more measured approach. I will be the better person, and yes it is a massive relief.
Like you with your daughter, what keeps me sane and happy are my kids. My son is 17 and daughter just turned 13, and I love being with them and they seem to love being with me. They also seem to prefer being with me than their mum, and through circumstances which I am more than happy about I am the predominant carer.
My wife wants a 50/50 split with the kids, which I don't, and I don't think the kids do or that it will work out, but whatever happens I will enjoy their company whenever I am with them, and just have fun.
Who knows form then I may well be ready to meet the new Mrs M
Congratulations. You can always look back on this day as the best of your life.I've had an unbelievable day today, firstly I received a letter from HMRC in the post this morning stating that I have paid too much tax, and I am due a tax rebate.
Secondly I went for a job interview last Friday, and had a phone call this afternoon offering me a better job than I had been interviewed for (£3,000 more)
Thirdly I got an email from my Solicitor telling me they had received the compensation payment for my accident I had a few years back (should have been paid to me in May)
Sorry to hear that (if it's a bad thing).My wife moved out on Wednesday, after ruining our marriage over the past nine months. My life is much better today!
All I want is 3 pints
No not yet, I am a bit scarred by it all at the moment. She has been unfaithful although she denies it and having her head turned ruined our marriage.
I try not to feel hatred as it will ruin me, so feel better for taking a more measured approach. I will be the better person, and yes it is a massive relief.
Like you with your daughter, what keeps me sane and happy are my kids. My son is 17 and daughter just turned 13, and I love being with them and they seem to love being with me. They also seem to prefer being with me than their mum, and through circumstances which I am more than happy about I am the predominant carer.
My wife wants a 50/50 split with the kids, which I don't, and I don't think the kids do or that it will work out, but whatever happens I will enjoy their company whenever I am with them, and just have fun.
Who knows form then I may well be ready to meet the new Mrs M
Surprised you haven't said for him to break her legs with a crunching sliding tackle in the first minute to let her know he's there.Shag her sister and her best mate. Find the person she hates most and her as well. Then complete tinder.
That's not official advice so don't take it as that.
I don't need to say that, it's standard.Surprised you haven't said for him to break her legs with a crunching sliding tackle in the first minute to let her know he's there.
Shag her sister and her best mate. Find the person she hates most and her as well. Then complete tinder.
Get down the Tudor rose as well, my mate was never allowed in there so when he became single you would get a text randomly to get down there. If nobody in the, the Irish centre for a granny.
That's not official advice so don't take it as that. Disclaimer: I can't be held responsible for anything that happens if you do that
"hold your bags a minute kids and put a pass in about 5 yards from your mum. She needs to know what I'm about"Stick a 2 footed challenge in early doors as well, knee height
"hold your bags a minute kids and put a pass in about 5 yards from your mum. She needs to know what I'm about"
Definitely a fair tackle in Nick's eyes, that. In fact, I think Nick would buy him a pint after.
I agree get back on the bike again swiftly or it can lead to a touch of stagnationShag her sister and her best mate. Find the person she hates most and her as well. Then complete tinder.
Get down the Tudor rose as well, my mate was never allowed in there so when he became single you would get a text randomly to get down there. If nobody in the, the Irish centre for a granny.
That's not official advice so don't take it as that. Disclaimer: I can't be held responsible for anything that happens if you do that
Literally the bikeI agree get back on the bike again swiftly or it can lead to a touch of stagnation
Motto post divorce must be next
No matter who it is !!
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