Life Is Great (Today Anyway) (4 Viewers)

no_loyalty · Aug 3, 2018

I've had an unbelievable day today, firstly I received a letter from HMRC in the post this morning stating that I have paid too much tax, and I am due a tax rebate.

Secondly I went for a job interview last Friday, and had a phone call this afternoon offering me a better job than I had been interviewed for (£3,000 more)

Thirdly I got an email from my Solicitor telling me they had received the compensation payment for my accident I had a few years back (should have been paid to me in May)

clint van damme · Aug 3, 2018

Enjoy! Days like that don't come along too often!

Nick · Aug 3, 2018

When are you buying the club?

torchomatic · Aug 3, 2018

Nick said:
When are you buying the club?

He won't be. No loyalty.

Otis · Aug 3, 2018

no_loyalty said:
I've had an unbelievable day today, firstly I received a letter from HMRC in the post this morning stating that I have paid too much tax, and I am due a tax rebate.

Secondly I went for a job interview last Friday, and had a phone call this afternoon offering me a better job than I had been interviewed for (£3,000 more)

Thirdly I got an email from my Solicitor telling me they had received the compensation payment for my accident I had a few years back (should have been paid to me in May)

Bloody hell! Shower some of that pixie dust down this way please.

Fair play to you. Are you finally going to buy some new clothes at last?

Moff · Aug 3, 2018

My wife moved out on Wednesday, after ruining our marriage over the past nine months. My life is much better today!

CovInEssex · Aug 3, 2018

And all I want is 3 points tomorrow.

robbieray · Aug 3, 2018

All I want is 3 pints

Otis · Aug 3, 2018

robbieray said:
All I want is 3 pints

Yeah, 3 pints of pixie dust.

Otis · Aug 3, 2018

Moff said:
My wife moved out on Wednesday, after ruining our marriage over the past nine months. My life is much better today!

Must be a relief, Moff.

Is there a new 'Mrs.' Moff yet?

Moff · Aug 3, 2018

Otis said:
Must be a relief, Moff.

Is there a new 'Mrs.' Moff yet?

No not yet, I am a bit scarred by it all at the moment. She has been unfaithful although she denies it and having her head turned ruined our marriage.

I try not to feel hatred as it will ruin me, so feel better for taking a more measured approach. I will be the better person, and yes it is a massive relief.

Like you with your daughter, what keeps me sane and happy are my kids. My son is 17 and daughter just turned 13, and I love being with them and they seem to love being with me. They also seem to prefer being with me than their mum, and through circumstances which I am more than happy about I am the predominant carer.
My wife wants a 50/50 split with the kids, which I don't, and I don't think the kids do or that it will work out, but whatever happens I will enjoy their company whenever I am with them, and just have fun.

Who knows form then I may well be ready to meet the new Mrs M

Otis · Aug 3, 2018

Just let me know when you're ready and I'll let you have my missus's phone number.

robbieray · Aug 3, 2018

Otis said:
Just let me know when you're ready and I'll let you have my missus's phone number.

Or ask me I have it

Otis · Aug 3, 2018

robbieray said:
Or ask me I have it

Oh, you're pencil dick are you?

robbieray · Aug 3, 2018

Otis said:
Oh, you're pencil dick are you?

More like crayon dick

Otis · Aug 3, 2018

robbieray said:
More like crayon dick

It breaks easily when you press on it?

wingy · Aug 3, 2018

Just push a few digits in to take up any slack!!

Westendlad · Aug 3, 2018

Otis said:
Just let me know when you're ready and I'll let you have my missus's phone number.

He's fed up not hard up ( Joking)

Westendlad · Aug 3, 2018

Moff said:
No not yet, I am a bit scarred by it all at the moment. She has been unfaithful although she denies it and having her head turned ruined our marriage.

I try not to feel hatred as it will ruin me, so feel better for taking a more measured approach. I will be the better person, and yes it is a massive relief.

Like you with your daughter, what keeps me sane and happy are my kids. My son is 17 and daughter just turned 13, and I love being with them and they seem to love being with me. They also seem to prefer being with me than their mum, and through circumstances which I am more than happy about I am the predominant carer.
My wife wants a 50/50 split with the kids, which I don't, and I don't think the kids do or that it will work out, but whatever happens I will enjoy their company whenever I am with them, and just have fun.

Who knows form then I may well be ready to meet the new Mrs M

Good luck Moff. She obviously doesn't deserve someone like you. Fate will look after you matey.

Gazolba · Aug 3, 2018

no_loyalty said:
I've had an unbelievable day today, firstly I received a letter from HMRC in the post this morning stating that I have paid too much tax, and I am due a tax rebate.

Secondly I went for a job interview last Friday, and had a phone call this afternoon offering me a better job than I had been interviewed for (£3,000 more)

Thirdly I got an email from my Solicitor telling me they had received the compensation payment for my accident I had a few years back (should have been paid to me in May)

Congratulations. You can always look back on this day as the best of your life.

Otis · Aug 4, 2018

Not if today he drops a wad of tenners crossing the road while he is lighting his big fat cuban cigar and he gets run over by a double decker bus, which kills him instantly.

Nick · Aug 4, 2018

Moff said:
My wife moved out on Wednesday, after ruining our marriage over the past nine months. My life is much better today!

Sorry to hear that (if it's a bad thing).

hill83 · Aug 4, 2018

robbieray said:
All I want is 3 pints

That’s half time sorted.

Nick · Aug 4, 2018

Moff said:
No not yet, I am a bit scarred by it all at the moment. She has been unfaithful although she denies it and having her head turned ruined our marriage.

I try not to feel hatred as it will ruin me, so feel better for taking a more measured approach. I will be the better person, and yes it is a massive relief.

Like you with your daughter, what keeps me sane and happy are my kids. My son is 17 and daughter just turned 13, and I love being with them and they seem to love being with me. They also seem to prefer being with me than their mum, and through circumstances which I am more than happy about I am the predominant carer.
My wife wants a 50/50 split with the kids, which I don't, and I don't think the kids do or that it will work out, but whatever happens I will enjoy their company whenever I am with them, and just have fun.

Who knows form then I may well be ready to meet the new Mrs M

Shag her sister and her best mate. Find the person she hates most and her as well. Then complete tinder.

Get down the Tudor rose as well, my mate was never allowed in there so when he became single you would get a text randomly to get down there. If nobody in the, the Irish centre for a granny.

That's not official advice so don't take it as that. Disclaimer: I can't be held responsible for anything that happens if you do that

Otis · Aug 4, 2018

Nick said:
Shag her sister and her best mate. Find the person she hates most and her as well. Then complete tinder.

That's not official advice so don't take it as that.

Surprised you haven't said for him to break her legs with a crunching sliding tackle in the first minute to let her know he's there.

Nick · Aug 4, 2018

Otis said:
Surprised you haven't said for him to break her legs with a crunching sliding tackle in the first minute to let her know he's there.

I don't need to say that, it's standard.

hill83 · Aug 4, 2018

Nick said:
Shag her sister and her best mate. Find the person she hates most and her as well. Then complete tinder.

Get down the Tudor rose as well, my mate was never allowed in there so when he became single you would get a text randomly to get down there. If nobody in the, the Irish centre for a granny.

That's not official advice so don't take it as that. Disclaimer: I can't be held responsible for anything that happens if you do that

Stick a 2 footed challenge in early doors as well, knee height

Nick · Aug 4, 2018

hill83 said:
Stick a 2 footed challenge in early doors as well, knee height

"hold your bags a minute kids and put a pass in about 5 yards from your mum. She needs to know what I'm about"

hill83 · Aug 4, 2018

Nick said:
"hold your bags a minute kids and put a pass in about 5 yards from your mum. She needs to know what I'm about"

Otis · Aug 4, 2018

hill83 said:

Definitely a fair tackle in Nick's eyes, that. In fact, I think Nick would buy him a pint after.

wingy · Aug 4, 2018

Nick said:
Shag her sister and her best mate. Find the person she hates most and her as well. Then complete tinder.

Get down the Tudor rose as well, my mate was never allowed in there so when he became single you would get a text randomly to get down there. If nobody in the, the Irish centre for a granny.

That's not official advice so don't take it as that. Disclaimer: I can't be held responsible for anything that happens if you do that

I agree get back on the bike again swiftly or it can lead to a touch of stagnation
Motto post divorce must be next
No matter who it is !!

Nick · Aug 4, 2018

wingy said:
I agree get back on the bike again swiftly or it can lead to a touch of stagnation
Motto post divorce must be next
No matter who it is !!

Literally the bike

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