Life Is Great (Today Anyway)

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  1. no_loyalty

    no_loyalty Well-Known Member

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    I've had an unbelievable day today, firstly I received a letter from HMRC in the post this morning stating that I have paid too much tax, and I am due a tax rebate.

    Secondly I went for a job interview last Friday, and had a phone call this afternoon offering me a better job than I had been interviewed for (£3,000 more)

    Thirdly I got an email from my Solicitor telling me they had received the compensation payment for my accident I had a few years back (should have been paid to me in May)
     
  2. clint van damme

    clint van damme Well-Known Member

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    Enjoy! Days like that don't come along too often!
     
  3. Nick

    Nick Administrator

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    When are you buying the club?

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  4. torchomatic

    torchomatic Well-Known Member

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    He won't be. No loyalty.
     
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  5. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hell! Shower some of that pixie dust down this way please. ;)

    Fair play to you. Are you finally going to buy some new clothes at last?
     
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    My wife moved out on Wednesday, after ruining our marriage over the past nine months. My life is much better today!
     
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    And all I want is 3 points tomorrow.
     
  8. robbieray

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    All I want is 3 pints
     
  9. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, 3 pints of pixie dust.
     
  10. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    Must be a relief, Moff.

    Is there a new 'Mrs.' Moff yet?
     
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    Moff Well-Known Member

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    No not yet, I am a bit scarred by it all at the moment. She has been unfaithful although she denies it and having her head turned ruined our marriage.

    I try not to feel hatred as it will ruin me, so feel better for taking a more measured approach. I will be the better person, and yes it is a massive relief.

    Like you with your daughter, what keeps me sane and happy are my kids. My son is 17 and daughter just turned 13, and I love being with them and they seem to love being with me. They also seem to prefer being with me than their mum, and through circumstances which I am more than happy about I am the predominant carer.
    My wife wants a 50/50 split with the kids, which I don't, and I don't think the kids do or that it will work out, but whatever happens I will enjoy their company whenever I am with them, and just have fun.

    Who knows form then I may well be ready to meet the new Mrs M ;)
     
  12. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    Just let me know when you're ready and I'll let you have my missus's phone number.
     
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    Or ask me I have it
     
  14. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    Oh, you're pencil dick are you?
     
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    robbieray Well-Known Member

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    More like crayon dick
     
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  16. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    It breaks easily when you press on it?
     
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    Just push a few digits in to take up any slack!! :p
     
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    He's fed up not hard up ( Joking) :)
     
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    Good luck Moff. She obviously doesn't deserve someone like you. Fate will look after you matey.
     
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    Congratulations. You can always look back on this day as the best of your life.
     
  21. Otis

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    Not if today he drops a wad of tenners crossing the road while he is lighting his big fat cuban cigar and he gets run over by a double decker bus, which kills him instantly.
     
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    Sorry to hear that (if it's a bad thing).
     
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    That’s half time sorted.
     
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    Shag her sister and her best mate. Find the person she hates most and her as well. Then complete tinder.

    Get down the Tudor rose as well, my mate was never allowed in there so when he became single you would get a text randomly to get down there. If nobody in the, the Irish centre for a granny.

    That's not official advice so don't take it as that. Disclaimer: I can't be held responsible for anything that happens if you do that
     
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  25. Otis

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    Surprised you haven't said for him to break her legs with a crunching sliding tackle in the first minute to let her know he's there.
     
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    I don't need to say that, it's standard.
     
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    Stick a 2 footed challenge in early doors as well, knee height
     
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    "hold your bags a minute kids and put a pass in about 5 yards from your mum. She needs to know what I'm about"
     
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  30. Otis

    Otis Well-Known Member

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    Definitely a fair tackle in Nick's eyes, that. In fact, I think Nick would buy him a pint after.
     
  31. wingy

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    I agree get back on the bike again swiftly or it can lead to a touch of stagnation
    Motto post divorce must be next
    No matter who it is !!:p
     
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    Literally the bike
     
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