Let's lighten the mood.... (1 Viewer)

[tippex9]

Let's have your favourite footballing cliches, stuff you hear from the stands at every game or on the park pitches at weekends...

Like.....

"box 'em in"

"come on!! We ain't out of bed yet!!"

"second ball..."

 

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[LastGarrison]

Put him in the staaaaannnddd!!

 

[skyblue_rich]

"if in doubt kick it out"- obvious boothroyds plan

 

[gouldberg]

"now turn and go"
"move for him"

and my personal favourite, not heard as much now Doyler isn't around:
"must have hit a bobble"

 

[TheRoyalScam]

Put him in the staaaaannnddd!!

You in block 21 then, LastGarrison? Another favourite from a season ago "Go to him, go to him, GO TO HIM.............PUT HIM IN THE STAND!

 

[Houchens Head]

Years ago, when city were in the old First Division, and were playing badly, I remember an old bloke shouting (just as a player was knocking the ball out of play just after kick-off). He shouted "That's right City, play for time!". Tickled me at the time and never forgotten it!

 

[Pigeon]

My personal favorites:
' That's never a foul ref!'
'break his f*cking leg!'
'Couldn't trap a bag of cement'

 

[Nick]

Jockey Him!

 

[CCFCBen]

Jockey Him!

Yeah! I hear that a lot too!