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Sterling Archer

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I know someone who works with Keys in Dubai on BEIN Sports. Whoever said "Keys only mentions Coventry when it suits him and helps raise his profile" is spot on.

He never knows who we're playing, doesn't check our results, hasn't been to a game in years (unless a freebie after being invited by Hoffman) and if he didn't have Google to hand, he wouldn't be able to name one player or result from this season.

Apparently he's exactly like Alan Partridge in real life, with openly more arrogance and smugness.
 
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Sterling Archer said:
I know someone who works with Keys in Dubai on BEIN Sports. Whoever said "Keys only mentions Coventry when it suits him and helps raise his profile" is spot on.

He never knows who we're playing, doesn't check our results, hasn't been to a game in years (unless a freebie after being invited by Hoffman) and if he didn't have Google to hand, he wouldn't be able to name one player or result from this season.

Apparently he's exactly like Alan Partridge in real life, with openly more arrogance and smugness.
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To be fair, there's probably lots of fans who wouldn't know when we're playing or who half our squad are.


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I know Keys, and he's as big a fan of CCFC as anyone on this forum. Although he can be arrogant.
 
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Sterling Archer said:
I know someone who works with Keys in Dubai on BEIN Sports. Whoever said "Keys only mentions Coventry when it suits him and helps raise his profile" is spot on.

He never knows who we're playing, doesn't check our results, hasn't been to a game in years (unless a freebie after being invited by Hoffman) and if he didn't have Google to hand, he wouldn't be able to name one player or result from this season.

Apparently he's exactly like Alan Partridge in real life, with openly more arrogance and smugness.
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I know someone who works with Sterling Archer at International Secret Intelligence Service. Apparently he never knows who we're playing, doesn't check our results, hasn't been to a game in years (unless a freebie after being invited by Hoffman) and if he didn't have Google to hand, he wouldn't be able to name one player or result from this season.
 
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What is it with us eh. Anyone who gives our plight an airing, be it in a local rag or obscure TV station is going to get shit from on here.
Do you not realise if these people along with others do not speak out, there will not be a football fan in the land who knows
the position we are in.
For f**** sake just be grateful to whoever mentions us and kicks SISU up the arse, be it the CET, Richard Keys or the devil himself.
Does it really matter whether we like them or loathe them they are helping us more than the vast majority on here. rant over:arghh:
 
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I don't like THE LADS and the death behind their eyes as they definitely don't spend their time seething with resentment over what happened at home, but yeah the more lights shined on us the better.
 
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Warwickshire lad said:
What is it with us eh. Anyone who gives our plight an airing, be it in a local rag or obscure TV station is going to get shit from on here.
Do you not realise if these people along with others do not speak out, there will not be a football fan in the land who knows
the position we are in.
For f**** sake just be grateful to whoever mentions us and kicks SISU up the arse, be it the CET, Richard Keys or the devil himself.
Does it really matter whether we like them or loathe them they are helping us more than the vast majority on here. rant over:arghh:
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Same people most the time
 
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Alan Dugdales Moustache

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Richard Keys should wear a short sleeved shirt on telly and shave around a SISU OUT stencil on his arm.
 
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Sky Blue Kid said:
I know Keys, and he's as big a fan of CCFC as anyone on this forum. Although he can be arrogant.
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Sterling Archers view on keys is accurate.
 
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skybluetony176 said:
I know someone who works with Sterling Archer at International Secret Intelligence Service. Apparently he never knows who we're playing, doesn't check our results, hasn't been to a game in years (unless a freebie after being invited by Hoffman) and if he didn't have Google to hand, he wouldn't be able to name one player or result from this season.
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I think you've confused him with Captain Dart
 
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Sky Blue Kid said:
Like I said.. I know Keys.. He doesn't. Keys is arrogant(A bit like you) but he's CCFC through and through.
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You say you know him. In what capacity? Do you see a lot of him?
 
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Grendel said:
And he's always known you are a CCFC fan?
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Apart from knowing him personally, I played in the same team as him for a couple of years. He's very good btw, and could have been a Pro player but chose Sport media instead.
 
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skybluetony176 said:
Look. Sterling Archer knows someone who knows someone. That's always more reliable than first hand knowledge.
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I've met keys on a few occasions Tony.
 
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skybluetony176 said:
Was it always in a bathroom? You were probably just looking in a mirror.
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Why would that be Tony? I have met numerous "celebraties" through my work. It's hardly surprising I have is it?
 
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Lmfao. No I didn't, I said I know him personally and played in the same teams as him lolol.
Liars need to have a very good memory Grendel, and yours is shit(Especially short term memory) hahahaha.[/QUOTE]

Sorry? It was you giving the big un disputing Sterling Archers opinion. Have you come across him in recent times?
 
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Lmfao. No I didn't, I said I know him personally and played in the same teams as him lolol.
Liars need to have a very good memory Grendel, and yours is shit(Especially short term memory) hahahaha.
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Sorry? It was you giving the big un disputing Sterling Archers opinion. Have you come across him in recent times?[/QUOTE]

Lmfao...He gathered a opinion from something somebody else said. Talk to the man personally then judge him on his feelings for CCFC. I've never doubted his feelings for our Football Club. I've also said he can be arrogant, something I think even he wouldn't deny.

I wasn't giving it the "Big 'un" I put Archer straight on something. I know Keys.. He doesn't!


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I've met keys on a few occasions Tony.
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So you've never met Richard then?
 
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Grendel said:
Why would that be Tony? I have met numerous "celebraties" through my work. It's hardly surprising I have is it?
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What's your job then ?
 
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I once, in the 1980s, met Robert Redford on the underground sitting opposite . After a bit I leaned forward and stupidly asked him, quietly , if he was Robert Redford.;)
 
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Oggy walked into me once in a petrol station not paying attention. Then went and got into his jag and carried on with his day.
 
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Nick said:
Oggy walked into me once in a petrol station not paying attention. Then went and got into his jag and carried on with his day.
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Who wasn't paying attention.
For a minute there I thought you were inferring he did a runner.
 
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