Jordan Clarke (7 Viewers)

lordsummerisle · Jul 31, 2012

Nonleagueherewecome said:
Woah, simultaneous...that's it: it's fate!

The Woodward and Bernstein of The Telegraph won't have the story for two weeks.

WeWillBeBack · Jul 31, 2012

Nonleagueherewecome said:
Woah, simultaneous...that's it: it's fate!

Thought your response was somewhat quick:thinking about::laugh:

Nonleagueherewecome · Jul 31, 2012

skybluedan87 said:
Maybe his cat tweeted on his behalf pissed off at being left behind it fancied a trip to north Wales!?

If it knew it was going to see our lot play, maybe it's the opposite? He made it come and watch! Which is why he is tweeting about it now: made a right mess of the dressing room, and Wrexham are making him clean it up.

DiveDiveWhereverYouMayBe · Jul 31, 2012

I was interested in what you had heard and had not heard any negative rumours. I had about Boothroyd, not about Thorn. That's why I asked. Not to shout you down or to try to discredit you. The only players I have spoken to are ROD (last season when not getting a game) and Keogh / McSheffrey this close season.

Sky Blues · Jul 31, 2012

Possible headlines?

Clarke's Cat doin' the do and Jordan's through
Thorn moves to nip Clarke's cat tweets in bud
Clarke on prowl for bigger litter tray
Jordan's feline blue over poo

skybluedan87 · Jul 31, 2012

Nonleagueherewecome said:
If it knew it was going to see our lot play, maybe it's the opposite? He made it come and watch! Which is why he is tweeting about it now: made a right mess of the dressing room, and Wrexham are making him clean it up.

OK so he took the cat with him he watched a shite game then shat in a dressing room so why am I seeing tweets about Thorn being involved in feline beasteality! The cat is out the bag Andy!

Nonleagueherewecome · Jul 31, 2012

Sky Blues said:
Possible headlines?

Clarke's Cat doin' the do and Jordan's through
Thorn moves to nip Clarke's cat tweets in bud
Clarke on prowl for bigger litter tray
Jordan's feline blue over poo

This one wins. Cat-nip, brilliant! Maybe too clever for the CT target market these days, though? Maybe if we can work a bin into it somehow..

Nonleagueherewecome · Jul 31, 2012

skybluedan87 said:
OK so he took the cat with him he watched a shite game then shat in a dressing room so why am I seeing tweets about Thorn being involved in feline beasteality! The cat is out the bag Andy!

A new twist emerges! This is good, you've "sexed it up". In a really horrible way-even better! Maybe it will play to the Tabloid CT market after all?

Grendel · Jul 31, 2012

DiveDiveWhereverYouMayBe said:
I was interested in what you had heard and had not heard any negative rumours. I had about Boothroyd, not about Thorn. That's why I asked. Not to shout you down or to try to discredit you. The only players I have spoken to are ROD (last season when not getting a game) and Keogh / McSheffrey this close season.

There was a suggestion from someone at the training ground that players often turned up late, training ended early and there was a genuine lack of discipline. Who knows? However I saw little direction or harmony on the pitch last season and this forms part of my opinion about Thorn and his lack of management ability. It is a rumour so who knows. The same source also indicated a massive fall out with Boothroyd for over discipline and military discipline.

Sky Blues · Jul 31, 2012

Claws out for Thorn after paw performance

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cmoncity · Jul 31, 2012

It has to be he is having a pop at our manager" the fat controller".he is tactically inept cant spot a good signing if it fell in his lap.give carsley the job now and we may have a chance.have heard a rumour that hes been told his future depends on the first 4 league games.id have a bet on that happening.

Nonleagueherewecome · Jul 31, 2012

But Carsley is bald, we can't have him..

Grendel · Jul 31, 2012

Nonleagueherewecome said:
But Carsley is bald, we can't have him..

Sillett was bald and fat so looks aren't everything.

skybluedan87 · Jul 31, 2012

Nonleagueherewecome said:
A new twist emerges! This is good, you've "sexed it up". In a really horrible way-even better! Maybe it will play to the Tabloid CT market after all?

Thorn in tight pussy scandal after cat shit thrown at him by players!

Nonleagueherewecome · Jul 31, 2012

Grendel said:
Sillett was bald and fat so looks aren't everything.

Say that next time someone says Thorn can't manage because of that then, will you? Then by all means say why he's still a crap manager in your opinion!

Nonleagueherewecome · Jul 31, 2012

skybluedan87 said:
Thorn in tight pussy scandal after cat shit thrown at him by players!

Maybe Jordan actually took the leaky cat with him, knowing it could provide "ammunition" in this scenario?

sw88 · Jul 31, 2012

Not read all 6 pages but I imagine he's pissed off that only 3 out of the 14 or so players tonight, being him, Baker and Murphy, even tried tonight!

And I don't blame him for being pissed off

Reynolds_121 · Jul 31, 2012

How did Fleck look?

SkyBlue_Bear83 · Aug 1, 2012

The pathetic thing clearly is aimed at the team and a description of the performance as a whole.

The bit where he says he can't say what he wants on twitter could be interpreted as a pop at the management but could also mean something else

Nonleagueherewecome · Aug 1, 2012

sw88 said:
Not read all 6 pages but I imagine he's pissed off that only 3 out of the 14 or so players tonight, being him, Baker and Murphy, even tried tonight!

And I don't blame him for being pissed off

You really must, it's the best thread on here in months, you'll be feline great by the end of it

sw88 · Aug 1, 2012

Reynolds_121 said:
How did Fleck look?

Forgot he was playing after the first 5 or so minutes. Still carrying a little weight, which was picked up by Wrexham fans

Sky Blue Sheepy · Aug 1, 2012

Only reading pages 2-5 to read how the hell this got onto cat shit... Must say me and the missus are laughing our arses off here

Nonleagueherewecome · Aug 1, 2012

That cat better have some of it's nine lives left given the mess it made, I tell you!

Diehard Si · Aug 1, 2012

He's young and it's good that he's frustrated, but twitter is not the way to go about it.

These footballers should realise that posting something on there is just like saying it in an interview after a match or putting it in the paper. If it's not professional then shut your fcuking mouth. It's only going to make a bad situation worse, add to tension.

That said, it doesn't paint a pretty picture,, but lets just hope it's his youthful exuberance coming through.

Otis · Aug 1, 2012

CCFC_Charlie said:
has just tweeted this.

"Cant even say what I wana say on here. The frustration is building and building . Fukin pathetic, end fukin of"

This is obviously about sex. Remember there is a limit of only 140 characters so you cannot always say what you want to say.

You only need to read between the lines here to ascertain the truth.

"Cant even say what I wana say on here (I need a shag) The frustration is building and building (my sacks are full to bursting) . Fukin pathetic (missus just said no), end fukin of (relationship)"

Macca · Aug 1, 2012

Articulate little chap isn t he?

Sky Blues · Aug 1, 2012

But we don't know exactly what he is frustrated about Si (hence the cat jokes here) so I don't think he has done anything horribly wrong. If he's frustrated about the team's performance then I'd glad he's frustrated. We should want a reaction from the players after a result like that. The key now will be channeling that frustration into positive action.

Brighton Sky Blue · Aug 1, 2012

Clarke later released a statement to clarify his position: 'Forsooth, beloved supporters of the Coventry City Football Club, that I hath caused undue confusion with my tweet of yonder. My feline companion laid waste to my pimping apartment and I took umbrage with the rogue for doing so. My loyalty to our jolly gaffer hath never wavered and remains as such.

End fukin of'

Diehard Si · Aug 1, 2012

Sky Blues said:
But we don't know exactly what he is frustrated about Si (hence the cat jokes here) so I don't think he has done anything horribly wrong. If he's frustrated about the team's performance then I'd glad he's frustrated. We should want a reaction from the players after a result like that. The key now will be channeling that frustration into positive action.

we don't know, but anyone putting 2+2 together gets the same answer whether it's 4 or 5. I'm sure the club will too.

And yes we do want them channeling it into a positive action, but what we really don't want is the manager to be undermined ( whether some fans hate him and want him out or not ). It happened with previous managers like Adams, where he spoke about himself in the 3rd person all the time and the players took the piss once they lost respect. If Thorn achieved nothing else last year he kept heads up when all others would have expected them to be shattered.

Anyway, i'm in danger here or reading WAY too much into this, so will end it there.

guicey15 · Aug 1, 2012

Clarke irate after cat-astrophic display

Hateley's Heed · Aug 1, 2012

Enough of the cat jokes now please this is getting purr-thetic.

tippex9 · Aug 1, 2012

Another thread to target another one of our own....

Then when he signs elsewhere they'll be cries of "Where's your loyalty"

I'm glad he tweeted what he did, nice to get an insight into a players thoughts, better than a drunken political tweet whilst he's on holiday.

skybluegod · Aug 1, 2012

i think he's just saying that wasn't good enough people need to stop looking into this kinda thing to much

Nick · Aug 1, 2012

skybluegod said:
i think he's just saying that wasn't good enough people need to stop looking into this kinda thing to much

Surely he would be allowed to say it wasnt good enough?

skybluedaze · Aug 1, 2012

CCFC_Charlie said:
has just tweeted this.

"Cant even say what I wana say on here. The frustration is building and building . Fukin pathetic, end fukin of"

Somethings obviously wrong. Hopefully it's not a reflection of the mood of the whole squad else there's a massive problem. If it's just his opinion directed at AT then that's just football. Not every player sees eye to eye with the manager. In my experience it always leads to one or even both leaving the club soon after.

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