We'll_live_and_die Super Moderator Oct 5, 2024 #2 I just heard Freddi Flintoff is going to present a Bulleseye special this Christmas. At least it won't be a car crash.
I just heard Freddi Flintoff is going to present a Bulleseye special this Christmas. At least it won't be a car crash.
Sky_Blue_Daz Well-Known Member Oct 5, 2024 #3 Since my best friend went to mime artist university I’ve not heard from him
O oscillatewildly Well-Known Member Oct 7, 2024 #4 Started Christmas shopping early this year, already got the missus something - A wooden leg. It's not her main present - Just a stocking filler.
Started Christmas shopping early this year, already got the missus something - A wooden leg. It's not her main present - Just a stocking filler.
stay_up_skyblues Well-Known Member Oct 7, 2024 #5 Broken lift at work called me a twat today. I said you’re out of order mate.
Sky_Blue_Daz Well-Known Member Oct 7, 2024 #6 I’ve been seeing a bereavement councillor over the last few months , he passed away last week and he’s done such a good job that I didn’t give a shit
I’ve been seeing a bereavement councillor over the last few months , he passed away last week and he’s done such a good job that I didn’t give a shit
Robinshio Well-Known Member Oct 8, 2024 #7 stay_up_skyblues said: Broken lift at work called me a twat today. I said you’re out of order mate. Click to expand... Used to piss me off in the Russell slade season. Every time I got in it would say “Going Down !”
stay_up_skyblues said: Broken lift at work called me a twat today. I said you’re out of order mate. Click to expand... Used to piss me off in the Russell slade season. Every time I got in it would say “Going Down !”
Sky_Blue_Daz Well-Known Member Oct 11, 2024 #8 Sky_Blue_Daz said: I’ve been seeing a bereavement councillor over the last few months , he passed away last week and he’s done such a good job that I didn’t give a shit Click to expand... It turns out he drowned at sea , I went to his funeral yesterday and brought some flowers in the shape of a life vest It’s what he would of wanted
Sky_Blue_Daz said: I’ve been seeing a bereavement councillor over the last few months , he passed away last week and he’s done such a good job that I didn’t give a shit Click to expand... It turns out he drowned at sea , I went to his funeral yesterday and brought some flowers in the shape of a life vest It’s what he would of wanted
Sky_Blue_Daz Well-Known Member Oct 12, 2024 #9 I've been writing poetry for the last 18 months, but never posted it before so her goes, This is called dig I dig you dig he digs she digs dig dig dig They dig we dig dig dig dig He digs I dig they dig she digs dig dig dig I mean its not very good but it is deep
I've been writing poetry for the last 18 months, but never posted it before so her goes, This is called dig I dig you dig he digs she digs dig dig dig They dig we dig dig dig dig He digs I dig they dig she digs dig dig dig I mean its not very good but it is deep
Sbarcher Well-Known Member Nov 1, 2024 #10 A day late…. Just dropped my wife off at Ann Summers to buy a pair of crotchless knickers. Gives her a better grip on her broomstick.
A day late…. Just dropped my wife off at Ann Summers to buy a pair of crotchless knickers. Gives her a better grip on her broomstick.
S Skybluekyle Well-Known Member Nov 2, 2024 #11 Interviewer: Can you explain this three year gap on your CV? Me: That's when I went to Yale Interviewer: That's really impressive, you're hired Me: Thanks. I really need this yob
Interviewer: Can you explain this three year gap on your CV? Me: That's when I went to Yale Interviewer: That's really impressive, you're hired Me: Thanks. I really need this yob
Sky_Blue_Daz Well-Known Member Nov 2, 2024 #12 I had an interview the other day , they asked if I could preform under pressure I said no but I do a great bohemian rhapsody
I had an interview the other day , they asked if I could preform under pressure I said no but I do a great bohemian rhapsody
S Skybluekyle Well-Known Member Nov 4, 2024 #13 Did you guys hear about the terrible incident at the Nestle factory? A man was crushed by a pallet of chocolate bars. The man tried in vain to get help but every time he shouted "the Milkybars are on me" everyone cheered.
Did you guys hear about the terrible incident at the Nestle factory? A man was crushed by a pallet of chocolate bars. The man tried in vain to get help but every time he shouted "the Milkybars are on me" everyone cheered.
Gynnsthetonic Well-Known Member Nov 5, 2024 #14 How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.