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Sky_Blue_Daz

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Since my best friend went to mime artist university I’ve not heard from him
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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I’ve been seeing a bereavement councillor over the last few months , he passed away last week and he’s done such a good job that I didn’t give a shit
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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I’ve been seeing a bereavement councillor over the last few months , he passed away last week and he’s done such a good job that I didn’t give a shit
It turns out he drowned at sea , I went to his funeral yesterday and brought some flowers in the shape of a life vest

It’s what he would of wanted
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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I've been writing poetry for the last 18 months, but never posted it before so her goes, This is called dig

I dig
you dig
he digs
she digs

dig
dig dig

They dig
we dig
dig
dig
dig

He digs
I dig
they dig
she digs

dig dig dig


I mean its not very good but it is deep
 

Sbarcher

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A day late….

Just dropped my wife off at Ann Summers to buy a pair of crotchless knickers.
Gives her a better grip on her broomstick.
 

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