Transfer Rumour Jamie Vardy (16 Viewers)

[Saddlebrains]

Rebecca getting a vagasil. At Combe Abbey

Isnt Vagisil a thrush treatment?

 

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[Saddlebrains]

Tbf this is Gimocs career over if it wasn’t already. If it’s wrong.
“Signed and sealed”

Yea he cant show his face again surely

 

[Bigelvesy]

Puts it in the main transfer chat, gets called a bullshitting twat, doesnt get the bites he so desperately seeks as the conversation switches for the 40th time about how many signings stoke have made or whether Haji should be on the left, so instead creates a separate thread, now we’re 5 pages deep and he’s wanked himself into a coma.

Fuck you @GIMOC

 

[jas365]

We're not signing Vardy FFS

He's the complete polar opposite of the type of player we'd look to sign - no re-sale value, way too old, wages too high.

 

[CCFC86]

Wouldn’t want that racist near the club he won’t pass to sakamoto I remember what he said in that casino

 

[mark82]

Yea he cant show his face again surely

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Wouldn’t want that racist near the club he won’t pass to sakamoto I remember what he said in that casino

what did he say

 

[HuckerbyDublinWhelan]

At least if we’d signed Vardy we could definitely rule out Rooney replacing Lampard in November after the inevitable 15 game head start we’ve given the league

 

[Tommo1993]

Trolls but cries when nobody believes his weak ITKisms.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

I take it back… it’s happening

 

[Sky Blue Goblin]

 

[ptr]

Wasn't he going to the US or Saudi or something?

Tile Hill

 

[CovveeBreak]

Yea he cant show his face again surely

 

[rob9872]

Isnt Vagisil a thrush treatment?

Because vardy is an irritating c**t?

 

[ptr]

BUt TheRE’s nO ResELL ValuE

 

[covcity4life]

Yea he cant show his face again surely

He will just say it's a joke and people move on. This forum annoying like that.

I'm from an era of trolls having to actually be creative and work hard for reactions. This ITK bullshit is too easy

 

[TomRad85]

We're so starved of information I'm prepared to treat this latest round of GIMOC horseshit as absolute gospel, if only to give us a talking point that hasn't been done to death.

 

[skybluecam]

Another GIMOC howler. Dearie me

 

[Houchens Head]

I read that we've put in a bid for Mo Salah. He'll be the replacement signing in case Vardy doesn't come.

 

[HuckerbyDublinWhelan]

We're so starved of information I'm prepared to treat this latest round of GIMOC horseshit as absolute gospel, if only to give us a talking point that hasn't been done to death.

Even better… let’s link it to other rumours. GIMOC has heard we’re signing an ex Leicester player, he’s just assumed it’s Vardy… we’re after a centre half

Confirmed: we’re signing Callum Doyle

 

[Torquay Sky Blue]

He wears a wrist bandage so there might be something in it

 

[SomersetSB]

Keith Lemon it is then!!

 

[quinn1971]

apparantley lampard left simms on the pavement outside the CBS for someone to collect, and this bloke was spotted loading him into a scrap van,easy mistake !!!! Stand down

 

[fatso]

Isnt Vagisil a thrush treatment?

She's obviously getting treatment to sort her annoying c××t

 

[Kingokings204]

Gimoc is JH. Made my day

 

[covcity4life]

She's obviously getting treatment to sort her annoying c××t

He will be OUR annoying cxxt soon!

 

[skybluecam]

He wears a wrist bandage so there might be something in it

Yeah why were both BTA and Wright wearing them lol? They been getting their moneys worth before the porn ban?

 

[Deity]

Gimoc is JH. Made my day

Dawkins and That Cov Pod are quiet on the Vardy rumour …. I wonder ….

 

[rob9872]

Because vardy is an irritating c**t?

She's obviously getting treatment to sort her annoying c××t

Oil!

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Dawkins and That Cov Pod are quiet on the Vardy rumour …. I wonder ….

Cus they know fuck all

 

[Chicken Mcgraw]

Cus they know fuck all

So you mean he wasn’t chatting to ‘Frank’ the other day like he said?

 

[Gaz71]

Dawkins and That Cov Pod are quiet on the Vardy rumour …. I wonder ….

There has been a comment on the odds dropping..

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[HuckerbyDublinWhelan]

On the other hand, could you imagine the scenes if vardy comes on and scores the winner against Leicester in September? The scenes would be spectacular

 

[quinn1971]

I know it’s a wind up but says a lot when I’d actually fancy vardy to come on the last half hour looking for a goal than simms,Asante or bassette

 

[skybluecam]

I know it’s a wind up but says a lot when I’d actually fancy vardy to come on the last half hour looking for a goal than simms,Asante or bassette

It says nothing at all, he scored 9 prem goals last season, of course we’d rather have him?