Te solution! It's so simple! Instead if spending all that money on shirts and tickets etc, just spend the cash on a hypnotist who will make you believe that Man City are actually Coventry city!
Isn't there the famous story of a Scottish player being injured and unconscious and when the physio went on the pitch and revived him, the physio then shouted back to the bench 'He doesn't know who he is!' And the response back from the dug-out was 'Good, tell him he's Pele then!'
Isn't there the famous story of a Scottish player being injured and unconscious and when the physio went on the pitch and revived the physio he shouted back to the bench 'He doesn't know who he is!' And the response back from the dug-out was 'Good, tell him he's Pele then!'
No unfortunately I didn't make it through the first round of interviews. Apparently "severance payments" was not the correct answer to the question "what are you looking to get out of this job?"...