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Greggs

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  • Jan 7, 2021
  • #71
Liquid Gold said:
@Greggs why have you invented an internet persona on a football forum that just involves having an owl?
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I ask myself the same question everyday. About a month ago I actually considered buying one, but after some research decided against it.
 
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Otis

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  • Jan 7, 2021
  • #72
Liquid Gold said:
@Greggs why have you invented an internet persona on a football forum that just involves having an owl?
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Not just "having one", raping one no less
 
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rob9872

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  • Jan 7, 2021
  • #73
Otis said:
Not just "having one", raping one no less
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I thought that was someone else. Didn't they threaten to either rape his owl, punch his owl or both? Hard to keep up, however I too was convinced that he definitely did have an owl
 
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Liquid Gold

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  • Jan 7, 2021
  • #74
rob9872 said:
I thought that was someone else. Didn't they threaten to either rape his owl, punch his owl or both? Hard to keep up, however I too was convinced that he definitely did have an owl
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it was cc4l
 
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covcity4life

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #75
Liquid Gold said:
it was cc4l
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I stand by my comments. I will rape his owl today, tommrow or the day after that!
 
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kg82

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #76
covcity4life said:
I stand by my comments. I will rape his owl today, tommrow or the day after that!
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Sexuowl assault?
 
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Otis

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #77
Otis said:
Not just "having one", raping one no less
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Whilst eating a steak bake.
 

eastwoodsdustman

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #78
covcity4life said:
I stand by my comments. I will rape his owl today, tommrow or the day after that!
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Sorry but that’s fowl.
 
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clint van damme

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #79
All we need now is @itsabuzzard to post it's ok @Greggs I haven't really go an allotment
 
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Terry_dactyl

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #80
Liquid Gold said:
@Greggs why have you invented an internet persona on a football forum that just involves having an owl?
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The real question is why hadnt anyone else done this? @Greggs is a genius!
 
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AOM

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #81
kg82 said:
Sexuowl assault?
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If it's consensual, it's a hooty call
 
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BornSlippySkyBlue

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #82
Terry_dactyl said:
The real question is why hadnt anyone else done this? @Greggs is a genius!
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What, pretended to be something they’re not on the internet? I’ve got some news for you...

(I know you meant the owl bit really)
 
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Harries11

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #83
Otis said:
If he's now supporting Leicester, maybe he IS her brother.
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Nice
 

Greggs

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #84
clint van damme said:
All we need now is @itsabuzzard to post it's ok @Greggs I haven't really go an allotment
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In retrospect, i've played this wrong. I was about to announce my new plans for a sanctuary to house orphaned and disfigured owls, all i needed was an old Transit. Payments made to an anonymous 'go fund me' page. Too late?
 
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wingy

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #85
Greggs said:
In retrospect, i've played this wrong. I was about to announce my new plans for a sanctuary to house orphaned and disfigured owls, all i needed was an old Transit. Payments made to an anonymous 'go fund me' page. Too late?
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Yes!
You may have had a chance if you were in before ten . Lol
 
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mark82

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #86
#OwlGate
 

Otis

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #87
mark82 said:
#OwlGate
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#owlsdontneedgatestheyjustflyoverthem.whichschooldidyougoto
 
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skybluesam66

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #88
 
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capel & collindridge

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #89
clint van damme said:
You get asked to do that sort of thing often?
I'd imagine the owl is pretty effective. Fair play. I.fucking hate rats.
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Better than Wasps!
 

Skyblue_CP

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #90
rob9872 said:
I wanna go missing for a while now and see if anyone contacts me, but I can't bear the thought that nobody would bother or worse still even notice I'd gone. Think that could tip me over the edge. Besides, this is like a drug and I can't keep away!
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I wonder if anyone even recognises my name yet when i post!
 
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Otis

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #91
Skyblue_CP said:
I wonder if anyone even recognises my name yet when i post!
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Only if you change your name to Skyblue_CPR
 
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rob9872

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #92
Skyblue_CP said:
I wonder if anyone even recognises my name yet when i post!
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Who said that?
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #93
Earlsdon_Skyblue1 said:
You don't have an owl?

Reminds me of the time I found out Santa wasn't real. That has literally just ruined my day.
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Is that true about Santa?
 

shmmeee

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #94
Johhny Blue said:
Is that true about Santa?
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No mate. He’s just trolling.
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #95
shmmeee said:
No mate. He’s just trolling.
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Thank fuck for that
 
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Adge

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #96
higgs said:
Is sw88 okay

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Got a house and a new bird-football taking a back seat for him.
 
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higgs

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #97
Adge said:
Got a house and a new bird-football taking a back seat for him.
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Perfectly acceptable until she throws him out and he comes crawling back to us !!

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
 
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Greggs

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #98
Adge said:
Got a house and a new bird-football taking a back seat for him.
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She's the wrong bird if she's coming between him and the football - and that's not an owl joke!
 
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TTG

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  • Jan 8, 2021
  • #99
Skyblue_CP said:
I wonder if anyone even recognises my name yet when i post!
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I still think that and I've posted 800 more messages than you!
 
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Adge

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  • Jan 9, 2021
  • #100
higgs said:
Perfectly acceptable until she throws him out and he comes crawling back to us !!

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Na, it’s his house I think. Knowing him if he did move her in the tight b’stard would have got her to sign some sort of pre-nup
 
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Macca

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  • Jan 9, 2021
  • #101
Most enjoyable thread for an age!
 
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skybluesam66

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  • Jan 9, 2021
  • #102
Adge said:
Na, it’s his house I think. Knowing him if he did move her in the tight b’stard would have got her to sign some sort of pre-nup
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Or pay rent?
 

no_loyalty

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 9, 2021
  • #103
Greggs said:
She's the wrong bird if she's coming between him and the football - and that's not an owl joke!
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Absolutely, he needs to tell her that City come first, booze second and her third.
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 10, 2021
  • #104
I would say to people be vigilant with symptoms and testing too.

As I stated previously, my friend had symptoms and tested positive for Covid-19. I then had the exact same symptoms, so took a test and the test came back negative. There are some false negatives though sometimes. Nothing is foolproof.

Apparently, they says the days to look out for, if you have the virus, are days 3, 7 and 10. You can feel much better and think you are over it, only for the symptoms to suddenly get much worse.

Well, today is day 10 for me and my symptoms have got worse. I have booked another test.

Just thought I would put it out there and make people aware, if they aren't already so.
 
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clint van damme

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  • Jan 10, 2021
  • #105
Otis said:
I would say to people be vigilant with symptoms and testing too.

As I stated previously, my friend had symptoms and tested positive for Covid-19. I then had the exact same symptoms, so took a test and the test came back negative. There are some false negatives though sometimes. Nothing is foolproof.

Apparently, they says the days to look out for, if you have the virus, are days 3, 7 and 10. You can feel much better and think you are over it, only for the symptoms to suddenly get much worse.

Well, today is day 10 for me and my symptoms have got worse. I have booked another test.

Just thought I would put it out there and make people aware, if they aren't already so.
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that's what happened to my mate and his wife, thought they were over the worse then went massively downhill. Fortunately not to the extent that they needed to go to hospital though both have long covid and are still experiencing some problems months later.
 
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