matesx
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Several pairs of bollox?
That is definitely bollox. Where the fuck do you get pint jizz from?
That is definitely bollox. Where the fuck do you get pint jizz from?
There was only 2 of them, have you any idea how many wanks that is.I believe it was a group effort.
Why was this thread called imminent - can someone remind me?There was only 2 of them, have you any idea how many wanks that is.
There was only 2 of them, have you any idea how many wanks that is.
Apparently the Kajagoogoo lads were asked but they were Too ShyWham were in the adjoining recording studio and helped assist, they took inspiration in writing the song ‘Wank me off before you go-go’ before record label bosses made them change the original title of the song.
Apparently the Kajagoogoo lads were asked but they were Too Shy
Pint pot half full?Why was this thread called imminent - can someone remind me?
I think it was something to do with Tim showing us plans for the new stadium......Why was this thread called imminent - can someone remind me?
I think it was something to do with Tim showing us plans for the new stadium......
D'ya think? I doubt that c**t could fill a pint glass with piss let alone spunk!Now there's a wanker that could fill a pint glass!
227. I googled it...honest!There was only 2 of them, have you any idea how many wanks that is.
Or just one if it is Cumblast City.227. I googled it...honest!
227. I googled it...honest!
D'ya think? I doubt that c**t could fill a pint glass with piss let alone spunk!
He strikes me as the sort of bloke that sits down to piss!
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Nowt wrong with that. If you've got time why wouldn't you?
It was just m....er......it didn't say...:angelic:Is that one man wanking 227 times or 227 men wanking simultaneously into a pint glass?
Bergerac will never be the same for me again.Back on track anyway......
Used to poke a girl from Finham who used to like me to strangle her! WTF! I gave up in the end as Shaw Taylor would have me in the next show. For fook sake she said tighter and tighter she almost went blue that was me done it put me right off my vinegar stroke.
Left by the bedroom window as her dad was a PT instructor for the army and didn’t fancy meeting him on the way down the stairs 2am in the morning!
Now fanny farts are a different thing.......
If you have lived on your own and fed up washing your splashes off the lav and the surrounding area, it makes perfect sense. Also allows you to get a bit more reading time in.D'ya think? I doubt that c**t could fill a pint glass with piss let alone spunk!
He strikes me as the sort of bloke that sits down to piss!
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