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If John Harriot and Greggs (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter JimmyHillsbeard
  • Start date Jan 15, 2023
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JimmyHillsbeard

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #1
turned out to be the same person I wouldn’t be surprised.
 

Greggs

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #2
Is he into paper mache aswell?
 
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Mcbean

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #3
Greggs said:
Is he into paper mache aswell?
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And owls !
 
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stevefloyd

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #4
Simon Moore is I hear people all the time say about his owlers
 
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hill83

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #5
What’s the most common owl in the world

Tea-towel
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #6
I know the one's. Got spots down the front that look like nipples. Though I thought Teat Owl's were quite rare, occupying a small range in the Black Forest?
 
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Greggs

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #7
@ProfessorbyGrace is fuming because he's not funny enough to have a thread started about him. You're just not weird enough mate, keep trying though. Respect man.
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #8
Greggs said:
@ProfessorbyGrace is fuming because he's not funny enough to have a thread started about him. You're just not weird enough mate, keep trying though. Respect man.
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He's giving it a go.

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Greggs

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #9
itsabuzzard said:
He's giving it a go.

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Very respectable.
 

itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #10
Greggs said:
Very respectable.
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You must be reeling from being accused of not trolling properly. The shame.

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itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #11
Greggs said:
Very respectable.
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He's trying a bit too hard.

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Greggs

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #12
itsabuzzard said:
You must be reeling from being accused of not trolling properly. The shame.

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Shameful on my behalf. Anyway, back to work tomorrow, crows to tame and squirrels to train. Hope you're ok mate?
 

clint van damme

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #13
Greggs said:
Shameful on my behalf. Anyway, back to work tomorrow, crows to tame and squirrels to train. Hope you're ok mate?
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Squirrels? You diversifying?
Wise move in uncertain times.
 
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Greggs

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #14
clint van damme said:
Squirrels? You diversifying?
Wise move in uncertain times.
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The older I get the more animal languages I'm attempting/mastering. I've also got a couple of Koi Carp I'm working on, long story, but it's difficult language and the chinese lady behind the counter keeps waving me away with a flip flop.
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 15, 2023
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Greggs said:
Shameful on my behalf. Anyway, back to work tomorrow, crows to tame and squirrels to train. Hope you're ok mate?
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Feeling chipper at the moment, thanks. Brother had a serious heart attack a few days ago, but is recovering well, so I'm feeling the love. Squirrels! What are you training them to do?

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itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 15, 2023
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Greggs said:
The older I get the more animal languages I'm attempting/mastering. I've also got a couple of Koi Carp I'm working on, long story, but it's difficult language and the chinese lady behind the counter keeps waving me away with a flip flop.
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Just be grateful it was a flip-flop and not a meat cleaver. The Dr. Doolittle of SBT. Respect is due.

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Greggs

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  • Jan 15, 2023
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itsabuzzard said:
Feeling chipper at the moment, thanks. Brother had a serious heart attack a few days ago, but is recovering well, so I'm feeling the love. Squirrels! What are you training them to do?

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Good man, stay strong, wishing him a speedy recovery.
The dogs spend all their walks chasing them, I'm hoping to find a squirrel tough enough to chase a dog, then I will be rewriting the history books and change things big in the animal world. Lofty ambition, but I have to set my sights high.
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 15, 2023
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Greggs said:
Good man, stay strong, wishing him a speedy recovery.
The dogs spend all their walks chasing them, I'm hoping to find a squirrel tough enough to chase a dog, then I will be rewriting the history books and change things big in the animal world. Lofty ambition, but I have to set my sights high.
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I wish you luck.

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clint van damme

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  • Jan 15, 2023
  • #19
itsabuzzard said:
Feeling chipper at the moment, thanks. Brother had a serious heart attack a few days ago, but is recovering well, so I'm feeling the love. Squirrels! What are you training them to do?

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Sorry to hear that, wishing him a speedy recovery.
 
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Greggs

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  • Jan 19, 2023
  • #20
@itsabuzzard
Look at the size of this Robin, he fucked a crow off to get in the photo.
 

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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Jan 19, 2023
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Greggs said:
@itsabuzzard
Look at the size of this Robin, he fucked a crow off to get in the photo.
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Robins are vicious little fuckers. Very territorial.
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 20, 2023
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Greggs said:
@itsabuzzard
Look at the size of this Robin, he fucked a crow off to get in the photo.
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That's a fucking beezer! Maybe you should abandon your attempts to train aggressive squirrels and concentrate on robins instead?

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clint van damme

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  • Jan 20, 2023
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itsabuzzard said:
That's a fucking beezer! Maybe you should abandon your attempts to train aggressive squirrels and concentrate on robins instead?

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Is it fuck, its an average size Robin. Greggs needs to face facts here, his crow's a pussy
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 20, 2023
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clint van damme said:
Is it fuck, its an average size Robin. Greggs needs to face facts here, his crow's a pussy
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You mean his crow is actually a cat?

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clint van damme

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  • Jan 20, 2023
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itsabuzzard said:
You mean his crow is actually a cat?

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It may as well be, its not up to the job.
What Greggs has done here is make one of the most common mistakes in the crow training community.
He's selected an intelligent bird that has cunning and guille, qualities we all want to see in a crow, and that's caused him to overlook the fact that it doesn't possess the raw aggression needed to be an avian killing machine.
 
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Greggs

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  • Jan 20, 2023
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clint van damme said:
It may as well be, its not up to the job.
What Greggs has done here is make one of the most common mistakes in the crow training community.
He's selected an intelligent bird that has cunning and guille, qualities we all want to see in a crow, and that's caused him to overlook the fact that it doesn't possess the raw aggression needed to be an avian killing machine.
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Have you ever seen a crow, with forks selotaped to his feet, lose a fight?
 

clint van damme

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  • Jan 20, 2023
  • #27
Greggs said:
Have you ever seen a crow, with forks selotaped to his feet, lose a fight?
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That's cheating, he won't thank you for it in the long run.
I appreciate you've invested a lot of time and effort in him, but it's not to be, let him go and start again, for everyone's sake.

(What the fucking hell am I on about?).
 
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Greggs

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  • Jan 20, 2023
  • #28
clint van damme said:
That's cheating, he won't thank you for it in the long run.
I appreciate you've invested a lot of time and effort in him, but it's not to be, let him go and start again, for everyone's sake.

(What the fucking hell am I on about?).
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it's just the beginning.........
 
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clint van damme

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  • Jan 20, 2023
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Greggs said:
it's just the beginning.........
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That's worrying!
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 20, 2023
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Greggs said:
Have you ever seen a crow, with forks selotaped to his feet, lose a fight?
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Just once, but the other crow had a gun.

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itsabuzzard

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  • Jan 21, 2023
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clint van damme said:
That's worrying!
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Embrace it, and free yourself.

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