SkyblueBazza
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Imagine Ann Widdecombe with John Prescott...
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Sky Blues
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That's one of the few thing you could have said that would make things worse! Has anyone got any jokes? I think we need more gallows humour.
I'm bad at jokes but I'll give it a go:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. We don't know that the chicken crossed the road. The chicken says it has, but the pavement says the golden egg is what matters and that is on the pavement. We are waiting to hear what the road says.
Sorry.
imp:Dan Griffin
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If a tree collapsed but no one heard it would it still make a noise??
Sky Blues
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We're Schrödinger's club.
SkyblueBazza
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If a football club went bust & nobody cared - would it make a difference?
SkyblueBazza
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That's one of the few thing you could have said that would make things worse! Has anyone got any jokes? I think we need more gallows humour.
I'm bad at jokes but I'll give it a go:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. We don't know that the chicken crossed the road. The chicken says it has, but the pavement says the golden egg is what matters and that is on the pavement. We are waiting to hear what the road says.
Sorry.
How about...
My mate said "I have a pen-pal"
I said "That's good...but I didn't ask for one!"
Nonleagueherewecome
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Better than being his cat...
Dan Griffin
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skybluesam66
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how do you go bus?
Dan Griffin
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Wait at a bus stop? *bust