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SkyblueBazza · Mar 26, 2013

Imagine Ann Widdecombe with John Prescott...

Sky Blues · Mar 26, 2013

SkyblueBazza said:
Imagine Ann Widdecombe with John Prescott...

That's one of the few thing you could have said that would make things worse! Has anyone got any jokes? I think we need more gallows humour.
I'm bad at jokes but I'll give it a go:

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. We don't know that the chicken crossed the road. The chicken says it has, but the pavement says the golden egg is what matters and that is on the pavement. We are waiting to hear what the road says.

Sorry. imp:

Dan Griffin · Mar 26, 2013

If a tree collapsed but no one heard it would it still make a noise??

Sky Blues · Mar 26, 2013

Dan Griffin said:
If a tree collapsed but no one heard it would it still make a noise??

We're Schrödinger's club.

SkyblueBazza · Mar 27, 2013

Dan Griffin said:
If a tree collapsed but no one heard it would it still make a noise??

If a football club went bust & nobody cared - would it make a difference?

SkyblueBazza · Mar 27, 2013

Sky Blues said:
That's one of the few thing you could have said that would make things worse! Has anyone got any jokes? I think we need more gallows humour.
I'm bad at jokes but I'll give it a go:

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. We don't know that the chicken crossed the road. The chicken says it has, but the pavement says the golden egg is what matters and that is on the pavement. We are waiting to hear what the road says.

Sorry. imp:

How about...
My mate said "I have a pen-pal"
I said "That's good...but I didn't ask for one!"

Nonleagueherewecome · Mar 27, 2013

Sky Blues said:
We're Schrödinger's club.

Better than being his cat...

Dan Griffin · Mar 27, 2013

SkyblueBazza said:
If a football club went bust & nobody cared - would it make a difference?

Depends if other clubs would lose points if they went bus

skybluesam66 · Mar 27, 2013

how do you go bus?

Dan Griffin · Mar 27, 2013

skybluesam66 said:
how do you go bus?

Wait at a bus stop? *bust

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