I tweet absolute bollocks (1 Viewer)

NorthernWisdom

Well-Known Member
A thread title as much in the hope the SBT twitter account automatically tweets new subjects ;) but also a question.

Strangest tweets you've seen? Most bizarre, out of context subjects?
 

wingy

Well-Known Member
You're not my next door neighbour btw?

We've moved beyond grunting at each other, to 'alright fella' whenever our paths cross.

Never know, I might find out his name by 2020!

Met my new one tonight
Moved in five months ago
Rental property, had some right nutters in there over the last 4-5 yrs
never stay long but the first one after it had been vacant for nearly a yr took the biscuit
German I think possibly a student dressed in what I thought was something like SS uniform type gear
Had my daughter living with me when she had her firstborn
A Sunday evening around 7 pm and little Josh was put to bed and wept for a couple of minutes
The tool started banging the party wall I was on his doorstep in a flash , don't know how I restrained myself , let it go with verbals , sad bastard

OH nearly forgot, got a visit from social services the next day, baby at risk bollux
I really should have just chinned him but got the council to give him a visit as a problem neighbour
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
I don't use Twitter. Stupid name for a social media thingy. And who came up with the word "tweet" for f**ks sake? :D
 

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