Gyokores song. Finally (1 Viewer)

Jcap

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While we at it...what about one for the goalie?...more more more...Andrea true connection... somebody surely can put lyrics to that?....

Moore Moore Moore
You’ll never get past him
You’ll never get past him

repeat for 90 mins
 

shmmeee

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2nd line
He is city’s number 9

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richnrg

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some more suggestions for the second verse of the Gyokeres song (all serious)..

He plays up front, with his laces untied,

His favorite loaf is Mothers Pride,

He scores for fun and won’t be denied,

He makes my wife go all misty eyed,

When he scores a goal he does a lovely slide,

His favorite film is The princess Bride,

He likes his bacon grilled not fried

His favorite book is Bonnie & Clyde,
 

Warwickhunt

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who remembers Mickey Quinn song!

He's Fat he's Round
He Bounces along the Ground
Micky Quinn
Micky Quinn


Could use a similar tune to Callum O'Hares Song


He's here! He's there!
he is every fucking where!
Callum O'Hare
Callum O'Hare
 

rob9872

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Just came across this in the Sun in August:

"He's our French, he's our No 9.
"He plays for Arsenal in red and white.
"Scoring goals is what he does best.
"And he goes by the name of Lacazette.

Thought at the time it was odd making out a 7 year old had come up with it when he'd be unlikely to know the tune, the swede part and the mention of white that we don't really play in. Turns out it was bullshit and like all songs we nicked it.

Not a surprise and the songs great but why do pushy parents have to come up with such bollocks about their kids?
 

shmmeee

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Just came across this in the Sun in August:

"He's our French, he's our No 9.
"He plays for Arsenal in red and white.
"Scoring goals is what he does best.
"And he goes by the name of Lacazette.

Thought at the time it was odd making out a 7 year old had come up with it when he'd be unlikely to know the tune, the swede part and the mention of white that we don't really play in. Turns out it was bullshit and like all songs we nicked it.

Not a surprise and the songs great but why do pushy parents have to come up with such bollocks about their kids?

Didnt his Dad say on here at the start he reworded the Lacazette song?
 

rob9872

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Literally the first post as a tweet from the dad says he reworded it
Fair enough apologise then, don't do twitter, but thought it had been suggested he'd randomly come up with it. Even then I'd still wager it's not all his with his dad being a teacher but I'll give him the benefit :)
 

Speedies_Chips

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Just came across this in the Sun in August:

"He's our French, he's our No 9.
"He plays for Arsenal in red and white.
"Scoring goals is what he does best.
"And he goes by the name of Lacazette.

Thought at the time it was odd making out a 7 year old had come up with it when he'd be unlikely to know the tune, the swede part and the mention of white that we don't really play in. Turns out it was bullshit and like all songs we nicked it.

Not a surprise and the songs great but why do pushy parents have to come up with such bollocks about their kids?
"Just came across this in the Sun in August" = "I was desperatley hunting for this and I found it"

Why is this eating you up so much?

Here's the story by the way. No claims of making it up from scratch.

 

Johnnythespider

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I don't care who came up with it, he hasn't scored since we started singing it.
 

pusbccfc

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Just came across this in the Sun in August:

"He's our French, he's our No 9.
"He plays for Arsenal in red and white.
"Scoring goals is what he does best.
"And he goes by the name of Lacazette.

Thought at the time it was odd making out a 7 year old had come up with it when he'd be unlikely to know the tune, the swede part and the mention of white that we don't really play in. Turns out it was bullshit and like all songs we nicked it.

Not a surprise and the songs great but why do pushy parents have to come up with such bollocks about their kids?

His dad said he heard another song and reworded.

Arsenal fans are shite.

Lacazette is shite.

The words for Gyökeres better.
 

rob9872

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"Just came across this in the Sun in August" = "I was desperatley hunting for this and I found it"

Why is this eating you up so much?

Here's the story by the way. No claims of making it up from scratch.

It's not and I've already responded before your quoted message. i heard the tune watching Watford v Chelsea, googled it to see who they were singing about and didn't see anything so likely new, but first post was the Lacazette one.
 

JimmyHillsbeard

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Someone told me of an alternative Viktor song that they had failed to get off the ground before the Spirit in the Sky version took off.

it’s also to the Johnny Cones marching home tune but the words are original.

“He put the ball into your net
viktor, Viktor
You know he hasn’t finished yet
Viktor, Viktor
he put the ball into your net, you know he hasn’t finished yet
Swedish SkyBlue
Viktor Gyökeres

he’s Swedish and he’s 6 foot3
Viktor, Viktor
he’s scoring goals for Coventry
Viktor, Vikto
He’s Swedish and he’s 6 foot 3, he’s scoring goals for Coventry
Swedish SkyBlue
Viktor Gyökeres “

Although when he first sang it to me, he used the phrase “Swedish meatball” rather than. SkyBlue
 

Brian1955

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We've got a big Swede on our side,
He takes defenders for a ride,
Scoring goals is what he does best,
and he goes by the name of Gyokores

An alternative second line?
 

shmmeee

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Well he didn’t, his dad probably got him to learn the words and it was no better or worse than the myriad of other suggestions.

Yes I’m a grumpy teacher

If I could remember how to do the crossed out text on mobile I was going to make a joke making a similar point.
 

Briles

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We've got a big Swede on our side,
I'd absolutely let him shag my wife
He could pound her and then spaff on her chest
and he goes by the name of Gyökeres

(Ive had a beer with breakfast)
 
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Sbarcher

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We've got a big Swede on our side,
I'd absolutely let him shag my wife
He could pound her and then spaff on her chest
and he goes by the name of Gyökeres

(Ive had a beer with breakfast)
I hope my grandson doesn't start singing that version!
 

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