Gustavo Hamer Song (1 Viewer)

[Skybluefaz]

We are hopeful of being back in the ground within a couple of months fingers crossed. This man NEEDS a song.

I'm bouyed by the fact Gustavo Hamer rhymes with Club Tropicana. I'll be working that angle.

Any suggestions?

 

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[Speedies_Chips]

We are hopeful of being back in the ground within a couple of months fingers crossed. This man NEEDS a song.

I'm bouyed by the fact Gustavo Hamer rhymes with Club Tropicana. I'll be working that angle.

Any suggestions?

Given football fans inability to sing in tune, I think Club Tropicana might be a bit ambitious.

 

[Skybluefaz]

Given football fans inability to sing in tune, I think Club Tropicana might be a bit ambitious.

You've got to aim for the stars!

 

[SBT]

....does it rhyme with Tropicana? (That is genius though)

Gustavo Hamer loves City
Goals and headbutts, there's enough for everyone
He runs the show for Coventry
But don't worry, you can fight him

I'll see myself out

 

[Skybluefaz]

....does it rhyme with Tropicana? (That is genius though)

Gustavo Hamer loves City
Goals and headbutts, there's enough for everyone
He runs the show for Coventry
But don't worry, you can fight him

I'll see myself out

Outstanding SBT

 

[rob9872]

If we don't get in before January ....

He left for the cash, he left for the Caaaaa-sh
We never saw Hamer, he left for the cash

 

[shmmeee]

Hamer Chameleon
Hamer Police
Hamerkazi

I got nothing

 

[rob9872]

Hamer Chameleon
Hamer Police
Hamerkazi

I got nothing

Surely Hamer time

 

[rob9872]

Actually easier for the terraces:

D-d-d-d you can't touch him
D-d-d-d Hamer time

 

[shmmeee]

I would be totally up for a chant of “woahoooh woahoooh woooahoooj STOP Hamer time” complete with shuffle dancing from side to side in the stands. Would be easy with social distancing these days, lots of space.

 

[shmmeee]

Every time you see him
That Hamer's kicking asses
Hes dope in the box
And He’s magic with his passes
Now, why would He ever
Stop doing this
With others making signings
That just don't hit?
Hes toured around the world
From Zwolle to Citay
It's "Hamer! Go, Hamer! Gustavo Hamer! Yo, Hamer!"
And the rest can go and play
"U Can't Touch This"

 

[Johnnythespider]

I'm working on this, replacing "have a banana" with "Gustavo Hamer"

 

[clint van damme]

We are hopeful of being back in the ground within a couple of months fingers crossed. This man NEEDS a song.

I'm bouyed by the fact Gustavo Hamer rhymes with Club Tropicana. I'll be working that angle.

Any suggestions?

Hamer rhymes Tropicana?! That's a stretch!

 

[shmmeee]

Gustavo Hamer wasn’t freeeee
Over a million, he cost more than everyone
He plays midfield for Coventreeeee
Kicks and beatings there’s enough for everyone.

 

[Skybluefaz]

Hamer rhymes Tropicana?! That's a stretch!

Gustavo Hamer - Club Tropicana it's perfect. As Harry Hill would say, you've got to have a system. Trebor extra strong mints - the artist formerly known as Prince.

 

[clint van damme]

Gustavo Hamer - Club Tropicana it's perfect. As Harry Hill would say, you've got to have a system. Trebor extra strong mints - the artist formerly known as Prince.

Still.one of the best stand ups I've ever seen. Harry Hill that is, not Gustavo Hamer

 

[Otis]

Bob Marley's Redemption Song (though I prefer the Joe Strummer version)

ORIGINAL:

Oh pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have
Redemption songs
Redemption songs
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
'Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fullfil the book


HAMERISED:

Oh Hamer, yes, he robs you
Of the ball and gives it to Ships
Minutes after he gets booked
By a ref so shit
Now his leg was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
He forwards it with penetration
Triumphantly

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs

Appropriate yourselves with his mental bravery
None as good can win the ball
Have no fear for his lack of energy
He will run into a wall
How long shall he kill opponents
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
but he'll end up in the book

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs

 

[Hutch11]

Every time you see him
That Hamer's kicking asses
Hes dope in the box
And He’s magic with his passes
Now, why would He ever
Stop doing this
With others making signings
That just don't hit?
Hes toured around the world
From Zwolle to Citay
It's "Hamer! Go, Hamer! Gustavo Hamer! Yo, Hamer!"
And the rest can go and play
"U Can't Touch This"

You get a like for the hard work

 

[Otis]

 

[Hutch11]

Bob Marley's Redemption Song (though I prefer the Joe Strummer version)

ORIGINAL:

Oh pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have
Redemption songs
Redemption songs
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
'Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fullfil the book


HAMERISED:

Oh Hamer, yes, he robs you
Of the ball and gives it to Ships
Minutes after he gets booked
By a ref so shit
Now his leg was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
He forwards it with penetration
Triumphantly

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs

Appropriate yourselves with his mental bravery
None as good can win the ball
Have no fear for his lack of energy
He will run into a wall
How long shall he kill opponents
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
but he'll end up in the book

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs

Probably a few too many words to remember , it is SBT after all

 

[Otis]

Probably a few too many words to remember , it is SBT after all

It will be like the national anthem and Auld Lang Syne. People will only ever sing the first verse only.

 

[andrew.roberts]

Refreshing post chaps
By the way, here's a bit of randomness. Kermit the frog is called Gustavo in Spain (they have to change every name ever created here).
Also a shame that Bananarama didn't make a self titled song purely for the rhyme but then again it's probably better that they didn't because they were awful.
Sorry

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[Blind-Faith]

Gus Hamer wooooooaaaah
Gus Hamer wooooooaaaah
He plays for Coventry
Hes better than Henry ( Shipley - thats harsh i know! )
Gus Hamer wooooooaaah

 

[andrew.roberts]

"We hate Bananarama but we love Gustavo Hamer"

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[Blind-Faith]

we have got gustavo wooooaaaah, with kelly in the middle woooooaaaah, they never give the ball away

whats that coming over the hill is it a hamer is it a hamer?

the darts song - da da da da da daaaaaa da da da da da daaaaaa da da da da daaaaaaaa GUS HAMER!

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

I would be totally up for a chant of “woahoooh woahoooh woooahoooj STOP Hamer time” complete with shuffle dancing from side to side in the stands. Would be easy with social distancing these days, lots of space.

I'm going with this. Simple to remember and even has a little dance with it, so the young'uns can tik tok it or whatever shit it is they do.

Do we do him a flag out of parachute pants?

 

[Mdyer1985]

Could do something on the song hey baby bit like hey hey hamer I want too know if you can score more goals . It’s a start lol

 

[Londonccfcfan]

Gus Hamer my Lord
Gus Hamer
Gus Hamer my Lord
Gus Hamer
Oh Lord Gus Hamer!

Pinched from Gustavo Poyets chants.


I think it's Brilliant if I don't say so myself!

 

[mullingar]

He's Dutch Hes Brazilian
Hes worth a hundred million
Gustavo Hamer
Gustavo Hamer

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

He scores on the left
He scores on the riiiiiiiight
Gustavo Hamer
Shags 10 birds a night

 

[lordy_87]

Someone else posted this some time ago, can't remember who it was but went something like this:

Gustavo, whooaao
Gustavo, whooaao
He's only five foot four
He'll break your fucking jaw

Thought it was amusing

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

To Informer.

#Gus Hamer#
#Ya know he's one hell of a player#
#He'll kick your bum-bum now#

 

[KersleyDigs]

Gus Hamer oh oh oh
Gus Hamer oh oh oh oh
He's only 5ft 4
He'll break your fuckin' jaw

 

[KersleyDigs]

Someone else posted this some time ago, can't remember who it was but went something like this:

Gustavo, whooaao
Gustavo, whooaao
He's only five foot four
He'll break your fucking jaw

Thought it was amusing

Me. Haha. Just put it up again. Nicking the old Wisey one ;-)

 

[baldy]

Fuck me...what cringeworthy suggestions here