scroobiustom

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Give a man a fish and he will feed himself for a day, Give him a fishing rod and he will swap it for a fish.

Morale - fishing isn't worth the time!
 

Disorganised1

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When I was a boy I used to pray everyday for God to send me a bicycle, then when I grew older I realised God doesn't work that way.

So I went out and stole a bike and prayed to God to forgive me.

Emo Phillips.
 
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Otis

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When I was a boy I used to pray to God every day to make the world a better place. Then when I grew older I got myself educated and found out that God didn't exist.

Otis.
 
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