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[scroobiustom]

Give a man a fish and he will feed himself for a day, Give him a fishing rod and he will swap it for a fish.

Morale - fishing isn't worth the time!

 

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[Disorganised1]

When I was a boy I used to pray everyday for God to send me a bicycle, then when I grew older I realised God doesn't work that way.

So I went out and stole a bike and prayed to God to forgive me.

Emo Phillips.

 

[Otis]

When I was a boy I used to pray to God every day to make the world a better place. Then when I grew older I got myself educated and found out that God didn't exist.

Otis.