Friday Press Conference (1 Viewer)

[Terry_dactyl]

Where are the memories of yesteryear?

Who is Spain?

 

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[Happy_Martian]

Silent "e" north of the border.

But it's not Dinburgh, it's E dinburgh. E's aren't silent. Haggises are though, they can creep up on you without you knowing, tricky little buggers.

 

[covcity4life]

Good questions today. Wonder if he was reading this beforehand?

 

[hamertime]

Ask him which player he would pick to have a cuckold fantasy with his wife.

 

[shmmeee]

Ask him how blind people know when they can stop wiping their arse. I've always wondered, maybe he knows

Wipe. Sniff fingers. Wash hand. Repeat.

I assume.

 

[tom88]

So Mark, who in the squad would lose in a game of soggy biscuit?

 

[Briles]

Wipe. Sniff fingers. Wash hand. Repeat.

I assume.

 

[skyblue1991]

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cos he’s hungry, and the only way to feed him is to, sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

Get up on my feet and let go of every excuse?

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[Earlsdon_Skyblue1]

If this forum is any indication of the outside world, then I would say society is more or less on the verge of collapse.

 

[itsabuzzard]

But it's not Dinburgh, it's E dinburgh. E's aren't silent. Haggises are though, they can creep up on you without you knowing, tricky little buggers.

You're being silly now.

 

[JimmyHillsbeard]

Silent "e" north of the border.

Shite?

 

[Happy_Martian]

You're being silly now.

Fun fact: Haggises have one pair of legs longer than the other. It's so they don't fall over when they're running round the upper gradients of Ben Nevis

 

[itsabuzzard]

Shite?

Bit harsh, but I won't take it personally.

 

[Covcraig@bury]

1. Where’s Covcraig@burys shirt ?

2. where the fuck is Covcraig@burys shirt ?

3. Fuck the shirt he wants his money back , what’s DK going to do about this ?

Fuck it , whilst I’m pissed off another question:-

4. Where’s the other 3 signings you promised? 🫵